We're getting close to the start of Hanukkah, which this year overlaps with Christmas, so there's twice the reason to celebrate. Unless you're Syrian Girl. Syrian Girl has almost half a million followers and describes herself in her bio as an analyst, scientist, and journalist. She's also quite the historian, reminding us all of the story of "Hunnikah" — the start of the Jewish gorilla war in the Syrian city of Antioch.
Hunnikah is a celebration of the start of a Jewish gorilla war against Greece-Syrian empire in the Syrian city of Antioch that has been under illegal Turkish occupation for 100 years. pic.twitter.com/iINO6mAcov
— Syrian Girl 🇸🇾 (@Partisangirl) December 25, 2024
A lot of people turned to AI to better understand this history.
Led by Attila the Hun pic.twitter.com/gsCiPlsm8y
— Roger (@Roger247_) December 25, 2024
Hunnikah was the beginning of Jewish Gorilla Warfare https://t.co/di9Zhd65qT pic.twitter.com/CvxoLO0zcS
— Liron Kopinsky 🎗️ Let My People Go (@ldkop) December 25, 2024
https://t.co/O4szR9f9WW pic.twitter.com/itcFBqP9LG
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) December 25, 2024
I'm confused who she's claiming is fighting who, but I think it's something like this. pic.twitter.com/rQhmaMml9x
— Kurmudge (@KurmudgeTV) December 25, 2024
Shi*s getting real.@shevereshtus pic.twitter.com/fRtU5GycKC
— mark (@rhapsodyboard) December 25, 2024
— Esquire (@TeddysGrandson) December 25, 2024
Hell yeah pic.twitter.com/jw8wtWEDXy
— atlsportsball (@atlsportsball) December 25, 2024
— 𝚝𝚎𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚘 鉄男 (@morderwerken) December 25, 2024
— Gringx 🌍 (@AdamMantine) December 25, 2024
— BloomStreetBlues (@grenwuld) December 25, 2024
Hunnikah was the beginning of Jewish Gorilla Warfare https://t.co/di9Zhd65qT pic.twitter.com/CvxoLO0zcS
— Liron Kopinsky 🎗️ Let My People Go (@ldkop) December 25, 2024
— LIQUID ASS STAN SCHOOL BONDS (@wokbonds) December 25, 2024
“Jewish gorilla war” https://t.co/zQdB78kt0x pic.twitter.com/2VLvvQ877t
— The Uri (@uricohenisrael) December 25, 2024
You mean these cute Jewish gorillas? Yeah they’re awesome. They will forever be immortalized in history as the “Hunnikah Three” pic.twitter.com/j5tLLnz6gg
— Cheryl E 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🎗️ (@CherylWroteIt) December 25, 2024
"a Jewish gorilla war" https://t.co/94rrG1wuNL pic.twitter.com/EAWXKjS00p
— Carl (@HistoryBoomer) December 25, 2024
You don’t know about the Jewish gorilla war? pic.twitter.com/KPuCbHmoK7
— Dave (@heyyoudvd) December 25, 2024
There are probably hundreds of these images around — X is a lot more fun with Grok.
Happy Hunnikah to all of our Jewish leaders as they remember the start of the gorilla war.
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