CNN says the planet experienced the hottest day ever this week

Not only did the planet experience its hottest day ever this week … get used to that record being broken again and again as the effects of climate change make themselves known.

It takes only two paragraphs to learn that the data only go back to 1979 … so "hottest day ever" is kind of pushing it.

The planet saw its hottest day ever this week. The record will be broken again and again https://t.co/RDDYaeXIFI

— CNN (@CNN) July 5, 2023

🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/reGMpNlUPP

— Ultra Grateful Calvin 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶 (@shoveitjack) July 5, 2023

Drama much?

— KindofaDick ☆Man of Leisure (@DicksTrash) July 5, 2023

@CommunityNotes

— GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) July 5, 2023

Ever?

So the dinosaurs had thermometers?

— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 5, 2023

Hey Siri, did History begin in 1979?

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) July 5, 2023

Sun hot

— Pablo Carballedo (@PabloCarballedo) July 5, 2023

Maybe we could block out the sun by spreading reflective particulates into the atmosphere.

We respectfully decline your invitation to participate in your weird weather religion.

— Populo Iratus (@astronomy89) July 5, 2023

Do you realize that under any circumstance, your "The record will be broken again and again" is tautological?

— Charles X Proxy™ (@Charlemagne0814) July 5, 2023

Betcha it was hotter when the Earth was a ball of molten rock. Maybe not though.

— Star Lasswell (@StarLasswell1) July 5, 2023

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And if we're not all in electric cars by 2030, the Earth will return to a ball of liquid magma.

Terrifying! pic.twitter.com/kSHPEP4IZE

— Crispus Attucks, Esq 🥃 (@cattucks1775) July 5, 2023

The story says that the average global temperature was 62 degrees Fahrenheit. We'd like to ask all the climate alarmists what the average global temperature is supposed to be. Apparently, the temperature it is right now, because the Paris Accords and all that nonsense aim to keep the temperature within 1.5 degrees Celsius in either direction.

The planet is 6 billion years old but there was a really hot day this week.

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