She never published it, but our own @PolitiBunny started a draft last spring asking if Dash Dobrofsky was a parody or not. We’ve seen his posts float by in our timeline and have concluded that no, he’s not a parody account. We’re giving Dobrofsky the spotlight today because he fits so well with all of the other liberal Twitter accounts trying to cope with the fact that the White House knew about that Chinese spy balloon on January 28 and let it float across the entire United States before finally shooting it down over the Atlantic Saturday afternoon.
We’re being led to believe that this was an awesome show of leadership and global power by President Joe Biden. The liberals don’t seem to believe it either, as they keep bringing up unrelated distractions. David Axelrod said the balloon “certainly has provoked a lot of hot air from a lot politicians and conspiracy theorists and right-wing media personalities who don’t know diddlysquat and have no responsibility for the security of the country or safety of people.” Brian Krassenstein dismissed it as a “stupid weather balloon” and reminded us of the (inflated) COVID death toll. JoJoFromJerz would like us all to remember there was a deadly insurrection over two years ago.
So we’ll get Dobrofsky in here as well, who’s less concerned about a “red” Chinese spy balloon than classified documents being hidden.
The greatest threat to our national security is not a red Chinese spy balloon. The greatest threat to our national security is the fact that an Insurrectionist — who stole 300+ top secret documents and unlawfully concealed them from the FBI/DOJ — is running for President again.
— Dash Dobrofsky (@DashDobrofsky) February 4, 2023
Is Joe Biden running AGAIN!!!???
— Saundra McDowell (@mcdowellformo) February 4, 2023
Is that how many documents were recovered from the Biden home and office searches?
— Michael Richey (@ComRicheyweb) February 4, 2023
I didn't realize @JoeBiden announced he was running.
— Uroburos (@Uroburosoruboru) February 4, 2023
Greatest threat is the dude keeping classified documents in his garage alongside his car.
— Tony Two Bets (@tonytwobets) February 4, 2023
Awww. Get well soon kiddo.
— PoppaBuzzy (@Poppabuzzy) February 4, 2023
But enough about Biden….
— mike shelogowski (@mikeshelogowski) February 4, 2023
I thought you liked Biden??
— BlaaKe (@BlaKeMontesso) February 4, 2023
— GiGi Ace Tyler (@CherylGilmer9) February 4, 2023
The greatest threat to our national security is our completely open southern border.
Quit smoking tide pods.— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) February 4, 2023
If Biden handled this spy balloon situation so well, why are so many liberal Twitter accounts trying to downplay the seriousness of it? This dude doesn’t even know what color it was.
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Update:
They attacked Biden for not taking down the balloon. Then, Biden took down the balloon. Now, they’re attacking Biden for taking down the balloon.
— Dash Dobrofsky (@DashDobrofsky) February 4, 2023
Who’s attacking Biden for taking down the balloon? Give us one name.
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Brian Krassenstein says Republicans need to relax over a stupid weather balloon https://t.co/Gw1BCbavl6
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