This is CNN: Flight MH370 speculation moves from black holes to 'zombie plane'

Brett T. Follow @TwitchyBrett

Mar 20, 2014 8:35 PM March 20, 2014 8:35 PM

Seriously?

CNN's Wolf Blitzer about to reveal "a chilling new theory" about that Malaysian airliner that rendered it a "zombie" plane. I'm speechless.

— kerry dougherty (@kerrydougherty) March 20, 2014

Please tell me I have horrible hearing and wolf blitzed did not just say we are going to explore a zombie theory re: plane

— Work From Home Champ (@jryanlaw) March 20, 2014

No, it’s real, and it’s spectacularly tasteless.

Yes, people perceive this as a serious news outlet. #cnn #zombieplane pic.twitter.com/fvVKRE5WiK

— Matt (@yfcmatt) March 20, 2014

Zombie plane. #LOLCNN pic.twitter.com/248RjseEKg

— Danny Saint (@CenterStageDS) March 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/sarra_sarah/status/446793876029054976

@sarra_sarah pilots pass out due to lack of oxygen and the plane flies on autopilot until it runs out of fuel and then crashes…. #helios

— CM (@cmalaki) March 20, 2014

So that’s a “zombie plane.”

Zombie (n.): corpse said to be revived by witchcraft
Plane (n.): machine that flies through air
Zombie Plane (n.): @CNN is out of material

— Skolnick (@SkolnickWho) March 20, 2014

I'm officially calling uncle after CNN offers a possible "zombie plane" – I can't hear any more Malaysian airline conspiracy theories!!

— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 20, 2014

@MeghanMcCain Now @CNN has gotten embarrassing with these possible theories. Zombie plane? Geez, just stop!

— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) March 20, 2014