Bette Midler: Liz Cheney's husband registered to bite in two states

Is he a police dog?

@BetteMidler @LizCheney bite?

— Murray S. Rowe ?? (@MurraySRowe) December 21, 2013

@BetteMidler registered to bite??

— Adam Smith (@asmith83) December 21, 2013

https://twitter.com/HeartofArt20/status/414530181718896640

It’s just a typo, but it’s a good one.

@BetteMidler @LizCheney that's the best clumsy thumbsy ever! Please send it to @TheEllenShow

— Andie ? (@Andietrue) December 21, 2013

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Four hours later:

My eyes! I gotta stop tweeting w/o my glasses! REGISTERED TO BITE!!! Hahahahaha!!

— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) December 22, 2013