Sure, games played in the snow are entertaining, but wouldn’t using artificial snow be cheating? Not to Michael Moore, who’s sold on the idea of a field of the white stuff for every game — for safety’s sake.
NFL, your artificial grass causes innumerable injuries. If you can make fake grass, u can make fake snow. Head hits snow, no concussion.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 9, 2013
Of course, changing football to snowball will require a few adjustments to the rules.
Will need to add penalties for washing opponent's face in snow (10 yds), snowball fight (15(
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 9, 2013
Anyone have a better idea for improving the entertainment value of the NFL?
@MMFlint if they played in a giant inflatable stadium i'd be more inclined to watch
— hot china wok balls (@Torakohime) December 9, 2013
@MMFlint they should play on an enormous bouncy castle
— L (@lukeosullivan) December 9, 2013
@MMFlint They should play in JELL-O wearing sumo suits. Now THAT would be entertaining and prevent injuries. Also a tasty snack.
— Sarah Wood (@sarahwoodwriter) December 9, 2013
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