The government-run Affordable Turkey Act? How does that work?
@patsajak Cleared thru FLOTUS for calorie count and trans fat!
— Mike Cline (@MikeinBelleIsle) November 23, 2013
@patsajak and if you like your turkey, you get to keep it – NOT
— Matthew “MVP” Parker (@MVPenergy) November 23, 2013
@patsajak Thought the govt only served pork.
— Eddie Dawson (@chipman88) November 23, 2013
@patsajak @BiasedGirl Can see it now ..$600,000,000.00 turkey extract sandwich.
— Gregory de VII (@AGM100TUC) November 23, 2013
https://twitter.com/radiostomach/status/404279846655623169
@patsajak Just wait until the Gravy Boards start weighing in though.
— hTa (@hwentworth) November 23, 2013
@patsajak So you'll be paying double this year for T-giving dinner & the BO voter base gets subsidized dinners on http://t.co/gKHxjxLXiW?
— COVFEFE-19 (@TinPotDickTator) November 23, 2013
https://twitter.com/BentleyPerry/status/404281152870961153
@patsajak I signed up earlier.. My best option for a family of 4 was a Cornish game hen with a small bag of potato chips for a side.
— Amadeus484 (@Amadeus484) November 23, 2013
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@patsajak Was gonna do that too, but the co-pays would have gobbled up my budget.
— Ray Kyle (@GeeTeeO) November 23, 2013
@patsajak Only now the turkey costs three times as much. Arrives in Feb. And it's bologna.
— Renna (@RennaW) November 23, 2013
@patsajak if you go into a turkey coma you better hope the death panels haven't been set up yet
— Cornpop? (@Howdyflanders) November 23, 2013
https://twitter.com/JAMcReyn0lds/status/404299915821473792
Elect Obama for a turkey in every pot. @patsajak Or, everyone elected a pot smoking turkey.
— John Dykstra (@John_R_Dykstra) November 23, 2013
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