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#FindMooCow: Cleared ricin suspect's missing dog enjoys 15 seconds of fame

Released from custody and formally cleared of all charges in the case of ricin-laced letters mailed to Washington, Elvis impersonator Paul Kevin Curtis addressed reporters in front the courthouse and said his first priority as a free man was to find his missing dog, Moo Cow. If #MooCow is ever going to be a trending hashtag, this is the day it has to happen.

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So we know Moo Cow is safe and sound, which leaves just one small matter: where’s the guy who actually sent the letters?

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