Justin Bieber's new video causes ovaries to explode

Justin Bieber’s new video — sorry, short film — for the song “As Long As You Love Me” premiered just today, and the official YouTube clip has already racked up more than 1.3 million views. That strange noise you hear in the background is the sound of ovaries giving up around the world.

https://twitter.com/intaanys/status/230648484246724608

RIP Beliebers Ovaries TREND IT!!!

— Maja (@Justin_Unbroken) August 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/JBforeverbaby/status/230729506871201792

Really? That’s been trending all day?

RIP Beliebers Ovaries – How are you trending this? Come on, guys. It's way passed your bedtime. Upstairs and brush your teeth. Choppy chop.

— Luke 'Luke-omotive Sexpress' Brown (@gr4sshopp3r) August 1, 2012

RIP Beliebers Ovaries? You guys are like 11, your ovaries aren't even in use. Go to bed.

— daniel dimmadome (@dannyjpg) August 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/LukeBarnett/status/230772193565503488

https://twitter.com/LifeAsCartman/status/230772153371488256

Rip beliebers ovaries?- I weep for humanity.

— Kiley Lovato (@khuBaibStation) August 1, 2012