So the last man standing at CNN is going to be Jeffrey Toobin, who was caught masturbating on a Zoom call. Breaking news Tuesday night: Jeff Zucker’s girlfriend Allison Gollust is following him in resigning from CNN, which will probably result in another group therapy session at CNN tomorrow morning.

“These are valid feelings.”

Tomorrow Alisyn Camerota will be telling us again how this all “feels wrong.”

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