We get it. You’ve gotten vaccinated against COVID-19 and you want everyone to know it, especially if you’re one of those people who’s going to shed the mask. They give you a card when you get vaccinated (that was too big to fit in this editor’s wallet, so it’s looking pretty rough), but you can’t really wave that around and feel you’re impressing anyone. We’ve seen plenty of T-shirts indicating that the wearer has been vaccinated, but the website Scary Mommy has done a roundup of the very best “Vaccinated” jewelry money can buy (mostly on Etsy).
“Vaccinated” Jewelry Is A Thing—Because We Want People To Know We’re Not A-Holes https://t.co/ztPpftffZc pic.twitter.com/ZEENW6MCW5
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) May 24, 2021
… As someone who is fully vaccinated (and doesn’t have anyone else living in my home who isn’t vaccinated), the thought of going out and not wearing a mask feels weird. At the moment, since I live in California, I still have to wear mine until June 15, but after that? According to reports, Californians will be allowed to do just about anything without a mask if they’re completely vaccinated. My main concern? I don’t want people to think I’m a lying asshole if I go out without a mask.
Which is why I thought of a brilliant solution: I can put on some jewelry that literally lets people know I’m vaccinated. Sure, I could still a lying asshole with some new bling, but at least I’m trying. And some pieces I found online that are really cute. And functional! Behold.
The thing is, Scary Mommy bills itself as 85 million women who are “Scary Strong. Scary Fierce. Scary Proud.” And then they post something like this and make women look vain and stupid.
— Okay. (@corrcomm) May 24, 2021
That's adorable, my cat got his rabies tag too.
— MrJynks (@MisterJynks) May 24, 2021
Sincerely, a random internet blonde.
— Liliana Page (@LiliPg88) May 24, 2021
— Liz (@liz_rose7) May 24, 2021
— jhawk4life ™ 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) May 24, 2021
— Kevin Bush (@DEGoalie) May 24, 2021
Actually, this is kind of telling the world that anyone who wears one of these that they are, indeed, an asshole
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) May 24, 2021
Pretty sure this is a very bright "I am an a hole" billboard.
— Ferret On The Rocks (@FerretOTR) May 24, 2021
Well, that didn’t work out as planned.
— Will Collier (@willcollier) May 24, 2021
Gotta love how people find ways to sell shit to dumb people and claim it's some kinda moral high ground.
— Supergoodpixel (@Supergoodpixel) May 24, 2021
— David (@Bigace231) May 24, 2021
— BEACHSIDE APOCALYPSE (@humancloner) May 24, 2021
Vaccinated people have become the next vegans.
— The “Pedo” Files (@evidol15) May 24, 2021
— Bishop88 (@ItsJPlive) May 24, 2021
— Darren Jenkins (@lerchorinyo) May 24, 2021
Someone is really desperate
— H. A. M. C (@Andr55336088) May 24, 2021
Why would you want to broadcast your personal medical status to everyone?
— i don’t speak to the manager (@KarenAMaese) May 24, 2021
And just how long do you wear this thing? After Labor Day?
— Fkurfeefeesbruh (@fkurfeefeesbruh) May 24, 2021
Welp. The jewelry and your tweet about it show you to be exactly what you think you’re not. Well done.
— Chris Tsotsoros (@ctsotsoros) May 24, 2021
Well, you got virtue signaling douchebag covered.
— Craigm (@Craigm12) May 24, 2021
Honestly, this screams the opposite of what you think it doees
— Adam Banks 🦅🐘 (@TealMartyr) May 24, 2021
Only a massively idiotic narcissist would wear something like this.
— Nick Mecham (@nick_mecham) May 24, 2021
Unprecedented levels of lameness. Please stop being an utter boob.
— Paddy Kafka (@KafkaPaddy) May 24, 2021
I wear my “control group” shirt proudly
— Amy 💋 (@awakenotwoke17) May 24, 2021
That’s precious. Reminds me of a dog’s rabies tag.
— Concerned parent (@Concernsb276) May 24, 2021
Breaking: it’s not a thing. Not remotely.
— Me. (@creepymouse) May 24, 2021
Gotta pander to that 43 year old, single, female, alcoholic market right?
— Margarine-/k/un (@TheUnaButters) May 24, 2021
It should come with a wine coupon
— Tet (@Boba_Tett) May 24, 2021
We kind of hope jewelry stores hop on this “thing” and end up stuck with inventory they’ll never be able to sell.
Fully vaccinated Chris Cuomo achieves 'maskhole' status during drive around Sag Harbor, NY in a convertible https://t.co/x8n2A80ywo
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 21, 2021
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