Here’s something out of left field. Rebecca Renner, a contributing writer at National Geographic, has a theory about Batman: If Bruce Wayne had just used his vast wealth to set up universal basic income, he could have eliminated crime in Gotham City. We’re not sure where he’d send the Joker’s check, but it might work in Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ world where all the criminals and looters are just shoplifting bread.

And the quiet part out loud: