The U.S. Senate has passed what they call the CARES Act, and it comes with a nearly $2 trillion price tag:
A) The Senate has approved the sixth major coronavirus relief package.
The vote was 50-49
It was a party line vote.
Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-AK) was absent due to the death of his father-in-law.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) March 6, 2021
JUST IN – Senate passes $1.9 trillion coronavirus bill on a party-line vote pic.twitter.com/xznathjA5u
— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) March 6, 2021
If you add up the relief to Americans who have been affected by the Covid-19 shutdowns, you won’t get anywhere near $1.9 trillion, which is where the Babylon Bee comes in with this headline:
Gang Of Masked Bandits Steals Another Few Trillion From Your Grandchildrenhttps://t.co/cbwEHhPNOJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 6, 2021
The satirical Babylon Bee is a more reliable source of factual information than most mainstream media outlets.
Best tweet of the year, so far! 😱
— Ricardo J Flores (@rjflores) March 6, 2021
This may actually not be satirical…. https://t.co/xPJJqyyTHI
— Mike Lorenz (@rancorousvolfan) March 6, 2021
So true it hurts 😭 https://t.co/xBFyuLyPLI
— Austin Achter (@Doctor_Achter3) March 6, 2021
The bill will now go back to the House for reconciliation, where no doubt some Reps will try to stir a little more pork into the mix.