Georgia’s heartbeat bill has pretty much the entire entertainment industry up in arms, with actors and film producers confirming they’re going to boycott the state. Feminists, too, are outraged, and then there’s a two-for-one deal with Bess Kalb, the writer who made Jimmy Kimmel the funniest (and not at all self-righteous or preachy) man on late-night if not all of television throughout history.
We’re back to the hypothetical “If men could get pregnant…” arguments, but that one needs some tinkering before it’s ready for 2019.
If men got pregnant they'd sell abortion mints at every grocery store checkout next to the Altoids.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 9, 2019
Did she just say “if” men got pregnant?
"I'd like to apologize to my trans friends" tweet coming soon to a timeline near you. pic.twitter.com/kpf16bTDqU
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 9, 2019
Wait for it …
FUCKING NAILED IT pic.twitter.com/uPjX994bSw
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 9, 2019
She’ll “be more aware of it in the future”? So she just gets away with hate speech with no consequences?
Best website pic.twitter.com/A894OE9jVO
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) May 9, 2019
Like clockwork lmao
— Zach Faria (@ZacharyFaria) May 9, 2019
Amazing.
— Mark Schipper (@MyTimesProse) May 9, 2019
??? Like clockwork with these people
— ROB (@Berrettaman28) May 9, 2019
Can set your clock by these people
— Glen Dronach (@glen_dronach) May 9, 2019
You did call it.
— Cr8z13 (@Cr8z13) May 9, 2019
— Steve (@SPavls) May 9, 2019
So woke you can predict the future.
— Tessier Ashpuhl (@ashpuhl_tessier) May 9, 2019
Can we get some lottery numbers @neontaster?
Or some stock picks?
— Joey S (@JoeySFromCO) May 9, 2019
Can I buy stock in your tweets because holy hell
— Derpzilla (@JDerpzilla) May 9, 2019
— Abe Froman (@Abe_Froman_34) May 9, 2019
Neontaster, the Nostradamus of our time. pic.twitter.com/LsSzOuQByG
— Lee (@Pansoriteehee) May 9, 2019
— Sircatspaw (@Sircatspaw) May 9, 2019
Good call! pic.twitter.com/Mz3pc8zEn2
— Reuenthal_800 (@MAurelius161180) May 9, 2019
This is so amazing. ???
— Cole B. (@jediwinetrick) May 10, 2019
I'd consider stepping away and going outside for a while. Being able to call that should be concerning.
— Pat Coghlan (@p_coghlan) May 9, 2019
HAHAHHAAH! Is there a stronger term than “self-parody” because I feel like it’s not nearly enough.
— Gideon Dabi / גידעון דבי (@gideondabi) May 9, 2019
It must be exhausting to have to constantly worry about whether anything you wrote could be construed as being insensitive to middle-aged vegans who are allergic to cats.
— Poor Substitute for Publius (@psforpublius) May 9, 2019
Part of me feels sorry for these people that have been brainwashed into a state of constant apology. A small part, but still.
— Rusty Shackleford (@dalesdeadbugtx) May 9, 2019
Welcome to the woke army. Where every salvo has to clear a committee transsexuals, amputees, people of varying shades of brown, …
— Bohemio (@El__Bohemio) May 9, 2019
Omg you’ve got to be kidding me. The world is absolutely ending in 10 years, if not sooner.
— Julia Marie (@celestial_chic) May 9, 2019
The Left should go ahead and devour one another. Leave us with sense alone.
— FutureGhost (@StonedReagan) May 9, 2019
Good god the absolute state of the, “woke,” crowd…
Predictably pathetic to absurd degrees.— anomalous invictus (@in_veritas_lux) May 9, 2019
It's literally impossible to satirize Liberals anymore.
— diogenes (@diogenes323bc) May 9, 2019
Not without Snopes jumping in to “fact-check.”
Neontaster-1, Outrage Mob-1, Bess Kalb-0.
— Mike Bullard (@bullimusmaximus) May 9, 2019
As a bonus, not-quite-woke Lauren Duca had to apologize too for not considering the trans community:
LMAO pic.twitter.com/YEappBrrlH
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 9, 2019
Related:
WOW! Did Jimmy Kimmel writer Bess Kalb MEAN to set Hillary up for some MASSIVE trolling?! Cuz she did … (photo) https://t.co/akJD3RZAdq
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 19, 2018
