We don’t know anything about Heather Whaley other than she has a blue check from Twitter (probably for writing “Eat Your Feelings: Recipes for Self-Loathing”) and her bio says she’s blocked by the NRA.

What we do know about Whaley is she’s got a great idea, although we’re pretty sure it’s not entirely original: following Monday’s SCOTUS ruling, she’s going to open a gays-only cake shop.

Um, OK. Go ahead.

Stop it with this free market nonsense … you’ll only encourage her.