Are you an American boy young enough that your mom still picks out and buys your clothes for you? I so, sorry, we can’t help you if you end up wearing one of these:

CBS News reports that the shirt “is part of J.Crew’s latest collaboration with the company prinkshop, which describes itself as a ’cause-centric community that create clothes and accessories that people want to wear and carry, that give them a voice and help them to create change in the world around them.'”

We can see this shirt creating change; i.e., “Mom, can I change my shirt?”

This shirt will undoubtedly look sharp when you drag the kid to Planned Parenthood rallies.

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