We at Twitchy usually try to stick to the blue-checkmark crowd when it comes to scorching hot takes, but once in awhile someone comes up with a take so “China Syndrome” hot that we have to air it out before it melts through the Earth’s core.
We’re always glad to learn about history, so it was an eye-opener to learn from @british_woman that whites invented guns because they’re the most cowardly and weak race. And as if any more proof was needed, she included a still shot from “Black Panther” with nary a gun in sight.
Whites are the most cowardly & weak race. Whilst all other races were fighting using arm to arm combat or close contact spears. Whites created guns to kill people from a distance. pic.twitter.com/4KgTNZoYb7
— Black British Woman (@british_woman) March 30, 2018
So the more brave races fought using arm-to-arm combat or close contact spears?
This take is core of the sun hot. https://t.co/hKYAb830Ao
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) March 31, 2018
This is a horrible take https://t.co/ou8CLkdl34
— ???? Chijioke (@Nwanu) March 31, 2018
Being bad at combat is courageous https://t.co/tizPo7jSGb
— Dan “Foot Biter” Schneider (@AutistMemes) March 31, 2018
'close contact spears'
My sides. https://t.co/1j11XRm9Ec
— Lauren Southern Poverty Law Center (@martian_munk) March 31, 2018
She does know Black Panther isn't a documentary, right? https://t.co/k2pjDu8IxB
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@conkc2) March 31, 2018
She posts this bait attaching a picture from a fantasy land where everyone is armed with lasers and force fields. https://t.co/BM0MNRBMLy
— LutherBlisset (@lutherblissetb1) March 31, 2018
Currently reaching levels of historically inaccurate woke I personally never thought possible. https://t.co/2ohZyPPEo5
— Joe Themig (@TheMig29) March 31, 2018
Wakanda is a fictional place.
And why you calling us Asians white? https://t.co/sAenFwIlDO
— Kes Loves Cannons (@KesaraRiku) March 31, 2018
Wrong. Africans fought with bows and javelins, adopting firearms with the advent of that tech.
You might also want to rethink using an image from a film where some characters use high-powered energy cannons.
Lastly, Chinese invented the hand cannon and Turks popularized guns. https://t.co/1WBB62zmFE
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) March 31, 2018
"Historians typically recognize Chinese fire lances, which were invented in the 10th century, as the first guns". https://t.co/U1l4Ap0rkA
— Laika (@LaikaSobers) March 31, 2018
The Chinese invented guns… https://t.co/XJ99skKUK1
— Bella Thorne's Toe Sucker (@ExtendoBans) March 31, 2018
The first firearm was invented in China in the 10th Century.
Racists are usually wrong about their "facts" though. https://t.co/M6bTghGwix
— MahdDogg "King Dong" (@MahdDogg) March 31, 2018
Sorry about what happened to you, but it was the Chinese who invented what would become the "gun" about 1100AD. This was then refined by muslims who used a cannon against mongols in about 1400. Europeans merely refined what was already in use. Next….. https://t.co/852IFzAAjK
— fyremedic1200 (@fyremedic1200) March 31, 2018
The invention of firearms is probably one of the easiest facts of history to trace. It's an area Europeans were late in the game and traded for like all the other groups who adopted it's use.
This is an early World History subject ? https://t.co/lfMrgVbIfv
— dragonflywhisp (@dragonflywhisp) March 31, 2018
Have you ever even read a history book? Gun powder was invented in China and was first used with a fire lance, an early weapon which is a precursor to the gun, also invented in China.
Also, if you wanna talk History, dont use fictional people from a fiction country as your image https://t.co/sIc6HIuqs7
— Sophia (@Snorwich0747) March 31, 2018
Spears were created to kill people from a distance and the Chinese invented guns. Delete this. https://t.co/Fdg77l67bU
— broly.kogan (@brolykogan_) March 31, 2018
Dear Chinese People, I guess you are white now? https://t.co/VCxPQh5Sk7
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) March 31, 2018
She must of never heard of the Spartans, Vikings, or the Knights. https://t.co/GoeDZpTz8E
— Tolerant Goy (@GoodestGoyim_) March 31, 2018
Roman legionaries, Greek hoplites, Celts, Norsemen, Huns, Ostrogoths, Vandals, and the Crusaders would like to be excused from this criminally ignorant narrative. https://t.co/FhRWGT21Br
— Ebube. (@EbubeIsaac) March 31, 2018
What are bows and arrows. https://t.co/eYlgv6tWQq
— I am Martyr, thou art I（⌒▽⌒ゞ (@SuperNerdMartyr) March 31, 2018
The bow and arrow does not exist in Wakanda. https://t.co/6Vm9taOKCa
— Radical Catholic (@RadicalCath) March 31, 2018
Black Panther is fiction. https://t.co/8ViCkfu0rH
— Scuba Steve (@RaccoonPuppetry) March 31, 2018
This is so insanely ahistorical that I’m convinced it’s parody. https://t.co/x0SvnMGynW
— Arthur Boreman Once Held His Breath for 30 Seconds (@ArthurBoreman) March 31, 2018
This has to be a parody. 4000 years ago Europeans fought naked with spears. Then we worked out how to make and work Bronze, then Iron, then Steel. https://t.co/RlaJgYGomG
— VVitch Bunners?? (@VVitch_Bunner) March 31, 2018
Doesn't get origin of firearms. Argues it, in fact. Doesn't get distance weapons like bow and arrow. Doesn't get the notion of creating a weapon as a tactical advantage, much like armour, tactics, etc. Has obviously never had to struggle in any conflict, so thinks it's bad to win https://t.co/hAydAEk88e
— ThatUmbrellaGuy (@ThatUmbrella) March 31, 2018
Please read “Guns, Germs and Steel” by Jarod Diamond who literally explains progress through geography and resources lmao
But by your logic, progressive tech is cowardly so throw away your phone and write letters. https://t.co/9VCXlTlg70
— Vsacee (@vsacee) March 31, 2018
This is so fictional and delusional it defies even the unreasonable standards of social media! https://t.co/nFZKMOC6sN
— M. (@MingBlueTeaCup) March 31, 2018
The fact no one knows this is a troll scares me https://t.co/ymiSHc7RX6
— josh (@cruncholi) March 31, 2018
This has to be satire – checks profile – oh dear Lord https://t.co/N6IVVLS7xN
— Esoteric (@esoterisk) March 31, 2018
