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After murder-attempted suicide in mall, THIS is what 'a well regulated militia' means, you gun nuts

The Oaks Mall in Thousand Oaks, Calif., was locked down Saturday after a shooting inside a store that police are investigating as a murder-attempted suicide; one woman died and a man, apparently the gunman, was gravely injured.

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We’re going to spare everyone all the hot takes about a “mass shooting” at a mall — that’s not what this was, at all. However, this take was so scorching hot, we just had to use it:

“A well-regulated militia” means that your right to own a gun comes with the responsibility to protect the unarmed — people, like yourself, inside a gun-free zone in particular. Do we have that correct?

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https://twitter.com/ScottInSC_/status/975165432746381313

https://twitter.com/JohnBurtner/status/975166432530128896

https://twitter.com/goldberg_paula/status/975166838408556544

Natural law, how does it work? So, we guess we’ll just be stamping “Null and Void” on the whole Declaration of Independence too while we’re at it.

https://twitter.com/JohnBurtner/status/975168227352473600

https://twitter.com/goldberg_paula/status/975169602106740736

But with the right to self-defense comes the responsibility to be that good guy with a gun to stop that bad guy with a gun — even if it means carrying your gun in a gun-free zone like a mall.

And that’s today’s lesson on the Second Amendment — any questions?


 

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