So if we’ve been following this correctly, the ocean levels will rise and flood the world’s coastal cities well before the year 2600, when Stephen Hawking predicts humans will have turned the Earth into a ball of fire through overcrowding and energy consumption.

All of this assumes that Sweet Meteor O’ Death doesn’t make a second, successful run for president in 2020.

Actually, a lot of people seem to be looking forward to it.

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