So, assuming you’ve no choice but to pick one option, what do you do? Watch “Morning Joe” on MSNBC from beginning to end, sit through Joe Scarborough’s new music video, or pick up the new issue of New York Magazine and read Olivia Nuzzi’s piece on the besotted couple.

“New York Magazine out tomorrow” sounds like some kind of forecast that has us considering boarding up our windows.

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