We’ve been here a few times before, so here’s a set of tweets from earlier in the day that some people really ought to print out and tape right over the keys on their keyboards.

That’s easy for some people to say, but it’s difficult when you just know the big impeachment surprise party is right around the corner and the media keeps adding to the stack of gift-wrapped gag gifts. Who knows? Maybe this will be the one.

For example, Zac Petkanas‏, Trump war room director for the Democrats, has been waiting so long to finally see this headline. Considering it appeared in CNN’s Chyron of Shame, we too would advise against getting really worked up.

Really? Almost everyone else was on pins and needles waiting for someone to come forward with Trump’s tax returns. Good times.

Now that is the proper response to anything that appears on CNN.

We love headlines too, but reading the actual report can be almost as exciting. CNN reports:

The FBI has information that indicates associates of President Donald Trump communicated with suspected Russian operatives to possibly coordinate the release of information damaging to Hillary Clinton’s campaign, US officials told CNN.

The information is raising the suspicions of FBI counterintelligence investigators that the coordination may have taken place, though officials cautioned that the information was not conclusive and that the investigation is ongoing.

The FBI cannot yet prove that collusion took place, but the information suggesting collusion is now a large focus of the investigation, the officials said.

Whoa, it’s just like Rep. Maxine Waters said … get ready for impeachment! Or not. Even a few in the media are cautioning against a report that cites unnamed U.S. officials claiming that information suggests Trump associates may have coordinated with Russians. Oh, and that information is inconclusive, but they’re going to keep staring at it until it starts to look conclusive.

Come on, CNN. Just cough up the ten bucks for Dan Rather’s online journalism course — even that couldn’t hurt at this point.

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