TIME reporter Zeke Miller apologized several times after initially (and incorrectly) tweeting that Donald Trump had restored Winston Churchill but removed the bust of Martin Luther King, Jr. from the Oval Office. Though Miller took responsibility and corrected the record, word was already out that Trump had banished MLK from the room.

Another minor non-scandal was brewing Saturday when ABC News’ chief foreign correspondent didn’t spy with his little eye any family photos on Donald Trump’s new desk.

Hmm … add that tidbit to the now-famous 8-second Zapruder film of an — ahem — clearly abused or unhappy Melania Trump bowing her head at the inauguration ceremony, and you have yourself a narrative waiting to be spread.

Yes, very.

Ooh, sick burn.

Don’t judge so hastily. Consider all that’s revealed from this angle: