Cleveland police are proud of the job they’ve done keeping order downtown during the Republican National Convention, despite tempers flaring here and there in the intense heat.

Until Thursday the most dramatic moment caught on video (besides Ted Cruz’s speech) was a flag burning by the Revolutionary Communist Party, but the violence escalated to new levels after a street vendor finally had enough of Hulu’s election correspondent, Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog,  and tore his fool head off, possibly making the entire week of chaos worth it.

It’s too early to tell if the footage will make the final cut of Triumph’s election special, but we’re good with this clip.


Everyone can breathe a YUGE sigh of relief. It appears that Triumph’s head was reattached through a miracle of modern medicine, although he looks to be in rough shape after his ordeal.