Thousands of young scholars joined the #MillionStudentMarch Thursday to make clear their three demands: free college tuition, forgiveness of all students loans and, just to be generous, a $15 minimum wage for all campus workers, such as the custodian who has to clean up after them — at least we think that’s what the march’s borderline incoherent organizer was trying to articulate.

Bob Owens, editor of Twitchy’s sister site Bearing Arms, tracked down a photo of other young marchers who carry survival gear rather than slogans on pieces of cardboard.