Nothing beats State of the Union bingo, with the possible exception of a State of the Union drinking game. (“Let me be clear” is a lock for either one.) You don’t have to wait until the actual speech Tuesday night, however, to play a fill-in-the-blank game posted by the office of House Speaker John Boehner.

The game certainly lends itself to serious answers on public policy, but these are good too.

Assuming the president isn’t announcing his resignation tomorrow night, what would you like to hear?

Would you like a free side of community college with those fries?