As Twitchy has reported, there are dueling petitions demanding that a set of controversial “Breaking Bad” action figures be pulled from/restored to the shelves of Toys R Us. While collectors race to pick up Walter White and his bag of meth, they might want to grab this even more controversial figure brought to us courtesy of FiveFanPhotoshops.

American’s No. 1 Jasper fan Bob Beckel has that one on preorder.