We at Twitchy have received a lot of enjoyment from the increasingly desperate tone of Democrat fundraising email headers; even die-hard liberals like Josh Marshall and Dan Savage are more amused than upset at this point by the over-the-top pleas for campaign cash.
Commentary editor John Podhoretz thought he was making a joke when he wondered when the DSCC would give up on language and just start screaming.
At what point do the DSCC email subject-lines just read like this: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
@jpodhoretz you mean there hasn't been one like that already?
— Dave Asche (@DaveAsche) October 21, 2014
No joke; the DSCC might still be coherent enough to use words to beg for cash, but one follower showed that the Democratic Governors Association really has given in to screaming.
https://twitter.com/BKcolin/status/524645022818643968
@BKcolin OH MY GOD
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
@BKcolin @jpodhoretz *PANIC*
— Eileen (@CatDogPerson) October 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/MitchDowie/status/524645590958092288
It’s not that difficult to come up with desperate email headers, is it?
Proposed DCCC subject line: "You people are JUST THE WORST!"
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
Proposed DNC subject line: "I don't know WHY I BOTHER with YOU MORONS!"
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
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@jpodhoretz I've always expected something more suicidal, like "Goodbye world"
— Michael Barbaro (@mikiebarb) October 21, 2014
@mikiebarb give it time
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
PROPOSED DGA EMAIL: "I hope you're happy, you made Malia CRY because you're so GODDAMN CHEAP!"
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
PROPOSED DCCC EMAIL SUBJECT LINE: "I have a puppy and a gun and ONE OF THEM is going to go off and it's NOT going to be the puppy"
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
By the way, these emails always promise a matching gift. I hope they're not lying about there being a matching gift; wouldn't that be fraud?
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 21, 2014
@jpodhoretz Have you ever known Democrats to lie?
— Charles Flemming (@ChasFlemming) October 21, 2014
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