Have you heard the news? CBS says the “Late Show” host will retire in 2015.

That was pretty much our reaction.

https://twitter.com/NikkiFinke/status/451827157023457280

https://twitter.com/NikkiFinke/status/451831203583111169

Could we put in a suggestion for someone not so hostile to conservatives like Sarah Palin?

Women comedians, not so much. Women interns, though…

Let’s call the whole thing off?