We thought that Dec. 23 (Festivus, that is) was the proper time for the airing of grievances, as Sen. Rand Paul demonstrated with his epic anti-D.C. Twitter rant this Monday. Nevertheless, tonight has been declared #AmericanProblemsNight on Twitter, and the trending topic was buoyed by plenty of complaints about Washington.
https://twitter.com/repubsunited/status/417094360938082304
https://twitter.com/CHAMPAYNEGLASS/status/417035069841088512
https://twitter.com/_saucyhoran/status/417087701394145281
#americanproblemsnight we have problems? What? All our stuff is made in China and we live good damn life with our broke ass gov
— lahaina #BLM (@lahainasun) December 28, 2013
#americanproblemsnight WHEN YOUR GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN pic.twitter.com/CXiBXeZAiM
— kaycee (@Craictheniall) December 29, 2013
#americanproblemsnight
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion— Paul (@PAC43) December 28, 2013
#americanproblemsnight MICHELLE OBAMA WONT LEAVE US ALONE ABOUT EATING HEALTHY AND NOW WE HAVE TO HAVE THAT CRAPPY RICE AT LUNCH
— ☽ (@cyberuba) December 28, 2013
Michelle Obama seemed to emerge as one of the key players behind the hashtag, especially among the hungry student population.
https://twitter.com/infiniteniall/status/416986836800909312
https://twitter.com/swiftectioner18/status/416971159302078464
https://twitter.com/crumpetniall/status/416946025933586433
#americanproblemsnight Michelle Obama trying to make us all eat healthy and changing our school lunches ?
— TechnicallyAnAdult (@ThoughtsFromGrl) December 28, 2013
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#americanproblemsnight school milk isn't even milk it's white water bc Michelle Obama
— hi (@cuddlxzarry) December 28, 2013
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having no more breadsticks on pasta day bc michelle obama is trying to make us less fat
— . (@sorionarry) December 28, 2013
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#americanproblemsnight having nothing to eat at school except vegetables disguised as a hamburger bc Michelle Obama
— k a y l a ツ (@oinkzouis) December 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/marlborozayn/status/417071415221682176
Hang in there, kids.
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