Anyone who follows Michael Moore on Twitter or has seen his movie “Sicko” knows that his true love is universal health care, with Canada’s system a particular favorite. It’s for that reason that Moore jokes that he’s trick-or-treating in Sen. Ted Cruz’s neighborhood as a super-scary zombie victim of the Canadian health care system.

What about those long wait times for care? Moore’s got that covered.

There’s a patriot for you: Canada, don’t turn into us! Why hasn’t Moore moved there yet, again?