Released from custody and formally cleared of all charges in the case of ricin-laced letters mailed to Washington, Elvis impersonator Paul Kevin Curtis addressed reporters in front the courthouse and said his first priority as a free man was to find his missing dog, Moo Cow. If #MooCow is ever going to be a trending hashtag, this is the day it has to happen.

https://twitter.com/Ssimms777/status/326824795679383554

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/326821825902424064

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/326820959334060033

So we know Moo Cow is safe and sound, which leaves just one small matter: where’s the guy who actually sent the letters?