Here at Twitchy, each and every post undergoes a rigorous 72-point inspection to ensure you get nothing but pure Twitter gold with every click. Any writer knows that the real work comes in editing and revision, as any peek at a first draft will prove. Twitter has provided the public a valuable resource tonight, then, as people share these previously unheard lines of #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue. It makes you appreciate the classics even more when you know what could have been.
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass." #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 5, 2013
"Am I looking at myself?" – Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Steven (@SparkLHorse) January 4, 2013
"I don't care about what you just said." -Rhett Butler to Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone With the Wind" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) January 4, 2013
"Rules number one and two are both you do not talk about Fight Club." #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Jeff Alexander (@mgiant) January 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/mattfraction/status/287303481423970304
"If you build a baseball field here, ghost players will come and play baseball here. Like famous ones." #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Jeff Drake (@hatethedrake) January 4, 2013
"We're gonna need a smaller shark." #awfulfirstdraftdialogue
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) January 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/StevenAmiri/status/287323876185239552
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. It ends up killing your dog."
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 4, 2013
I will order the same sandwich the loud woman faking an orgasm just ordered. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) January 4, 2013
"My God, it's full of…weird sparkly things."#awfulfirstdraftdialogue
— Troy Baker is creating conversations. (@TroyBakerVA) January 5, 2013
Frankly my dear, you can talk to the hand. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) January 5, 2013
#awfulfirstdraftdialogue There's no crying in baseball. Well maybe sometimes like when you lose but for the most part not really so stop.
— PureLL Cool J ????? (@RemickBenice) January 5, 2013
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like a gelling agent mixed with a petroleum fuel. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Harry Pavlidis and one dog/heir of #LouisXVI (@harrypav) January 5, 2013
I'm going to offer him an business option that he will hopefully accept because he'd be crazy not too! #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Juan #blacklivesmatter (@ecuamerican) January 5, 2013
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. On average it was just Ok. #awfulfirstdraftdialogue
— Jane Samuels (@JaneSamuels) January 5, 2013
Yippee Kai-Yay, lover of women who have given birth. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Richard P Clark (@zipyrich) January 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/287340022183653376
https://twitter.com/Sky_Kalkman/status/287365042465288192
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue "The problems of two people of any size don't amount to an anthill, with thousands of ants doing ant things."
— Wayne (@WayneASchneider) January 5, 2013
Thank god we have those memories of that time we spent in Frances capital#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— Jim OBrien (@jimobriensowhat) January 5, 2013
Nobody puts Baby into that part of the room. #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— DADZIG (@alifeinwords) January 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/SmokeEater1978/status/287365814628253696
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue so Batman comes out and he's like "I'm Batman" and the Joker's all "you need me" or whatever and then they fight.
— Haute for Teacher (@Yo_Teacherman) January 5, 2013
That’s still better than “Batman and Robin.”
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue You had me at the moment you walked in the door for the first time and I thought you were really good looking.
— barnaby slater (@barnabyslater) January 5, 2013
#awfulfirstdraftdialogue Snakes. Why did I have to have a pre-established phobia about snakes? Especially here, where tons are present.
— Guy Patton (@guylarious) January 5, 2013
#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue That's not a knife. Well it's a knife, but it's a very small one. This one is bigger.
— Mitch Benn???? (@MitchBenn) January 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/samreich/status/287373163715760128
Release me from your grasp you well groomed simian capable of speaking English! #awfulfirstdraftdialogue
— Albert Cam (@acishere) January 5, 2013
"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"
"Yes."#AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— William Bibbiani (@WilliamBibbiani) January 5, 2013
I haven't even clicked on it yet but I am already a big fan of the hashtag #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
— cucked by nook (@tobiwilson56) January 5, 2013
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