Cher gave President Obama top marks on the second presidential debate, concluding that Obama had wiped the floor with Mitt Romney like a mop, and she even praised unbiased moderator Candy Crowley for “bitch slapping” Romney like a little girl over his lie that wasn’t quite a lie regarding Obama’s response to Benghazi.

Obama is Cher’s clear favorite for Round 3 tonight, and the singer is looking for a good ass-kicking. It’s almost impossible to debate a liar — especially when the moderator is there to provide cover — but we’re sure Romney will do just fine.

As far as helping the less fortunate, don’t bother bringing up Romney’s charitable donations; they don’t count because he’s a Mormon, remember?