Bill Maher placed a million-dollar bet on Barack Obama back in February with a seven-figure donation to Priorities USA, and it appears he’s certain he’s picked a winner. The race might be more exciting for Maher, though, if he watched the polls a little more closely — at least the polls which don’t oversample Democrats by as many as 11 points.

We’ll admit the race is close, but Maher will always be a loser to us.