It’s nothing new for artists to describe their work as “giving birth,” and Carly Rae Jepsen is getting ready to name her new record. Chances are we’ll be hearing about it a lot, so let’s hope it’s something tasteful.

Musicians do have a way of getting, shall we say, creative. Just ask Zowie (David Bowie), FiFiTrixiebelle (Bob Geldof), Moon Unit (Frank Zappa), Apple (Chris Martin), Bronx Mowgli (Pete Wentz) and Audio Science (Shannon Sossamon). Actually, Audio Science isn’t a bad name for a record.