Somethings on the Internet are downright strange. This is one of them.

HOLY CRAP. Look at how huge this thing is.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.

The picture ABC7 posted doesn’t look QUITE that scary.

Everyone’s reaction, right?

…until they eat your soul.

If you stand there and cry, it WILL eat you.

Definitely NOT a bad reason to carry.

Who wouldn’t?

Um…no. Rodents and pigs are two very different things, Andrew.

That’s a theory. But, you know, California is all about being organic and whatnot.

Democrats, rats, they’re all the same.

Are you wanting a new pet?


Wouldn’t that be a hell of a surprise?

More than likely.