If you’re like me and you have no dog in the fight that is known as the Super Bowl, then you’re probably not watching the game. If you’re considering even tuning in, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) probably just killed that thought for you.

Elizabeth, you look like a big goober.

I’ll be joining you there.

^^^ Basically every conservative who can’t stand the Patriots.


Are there now Republican teams and Democratic teams? Must have missed that memo.

OMG. He MUST be evil.

The snowflakes are melting!

You know America is doomed when voters are considering who to vote for based on the politician’s team choice.

Oh. My. Gosh.

Didn’t you hear? The Redskin play wasn’t working out for her so she jumped on a different bandwagon.

She persisted? More like she put on a freaking football outfit.