Some climate activists who claim to be members of a Scientist Rebellion GLUED themselves to the floor of the Porsche pavilion at Volkswagen’s Autostadt while trying to bring attention to the CLIMATE CRISIS! We all know that climate cult people can be nutters, but this one is so hilarious you may think it is a parody. It is not, we did double check sources and it really happened. The fact they glued themselves to the floor was amusing, but they went on to complain that they were not given proper heat, food, or a bowl to use the bathroom in. Apparently, they did not plan for crap. *wink*
Together with 15 other members of @ScientistRebel1 I have occupied the Porsche pavillion at @Autostadt, 9 of us glued to the floor and some of us on hunger strike until our demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met👉 https://t.co/Y5uo5IicXb @ClimateHuman pic.twitter.com/SUxUy5Q5uq
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
https://twitter.com/GGrimalda/status/1582818342506987521
We literally snorted at least 10 times reading the comments from Twitter and fair warning. You will too.
Don't drink coffee while you read this thread. The coffee will shoot out of your nostrils. https://t.co/BCk9JLtbuY
— Kenny Webster (@KennethRWebster) October 20, 2022
This has to be a parody account. No way is this serious lol 😂 😆 🤣
— Lord Callisto (@Redwulf_XIII) October 20, 2022
We promise they are serious, which in our opinion makes it even more hilarious.
Defecation discrimination. A new intrusion on our civil liberties.
Just 'cause we glue, doesn't mean we don't poo.#PooBags #GluePoo
— Ech0_0x (@Ech0_H0riz0n) October 20, 2022
The rhyming at the end made that one A++. LOL
You expect us to believe you’re serious scientist but it didn’t once cross your mind “what’s going to happen when we have to go poo?”
— 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 (@txsalth2o) October 20, 2022
Why should the poor janitor have to collect your feces in a bowl? #StandWithJanitors https://t.co/IA5j0rEGqN
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) October 20, 2022
This is exactly why I always bring my own bowl to these things. https://t.co/IA5j0rEGqN
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) October 20, 2022
Guess the sh*t just got real 💩🤣
— #Nats Fan Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) October 20, 2022
Real indeed. They are climate science rebels, not planners! Come on guys, you expect your scientists to be smart? What is wrong with you? Maybe climate people’s brains only work at 100% capacity when near windmill farms or something? We can not expect them to think of minor things like … how to use the bathroom or eat or sleep! You guys are really holding the bar high if you expected them to PLAN before gluing themselves to the floor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Glad i didn't glue myself to the floor, because i almost peed my pants.
— Sander van D. (@Sandervandam2) October 20, 2022
https://twitter.com/parelladori/status/1583070159245561856
https://twitter.com/charlescwcooke/status/1583045078914060289
He’s right. Maybe Volkswagon is doing exactly what the Science Rebels are hoping for, turning off the heat and all of that is helping the environment and therefore the protest was successful.
Let this be a lesson for all future protestors, don’t let your protest go to crap – plan for using the bathroom!
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