She filed for divorce from Tom Cruise just three days ago, but already Katie Holmes is getting plenty of advice, courtesy of Twitter. TMZ asked Twitter users to offer their words of wisdom using the hashtag #IfIWasKatieHolmes.
Some of the responses were serious:
#IfIWasKatieHolmes I never would have married Tom in the first place. Huge age difference + Scientology devotion = disaster.
— lindsay kustich (@lindsaykustich) July 2, 2012
— Eye Candy Atlanta (@eyecandyatlanta) July 2, 2012
#IfIWasKatieHolmes I would of reprised my role of Rachel for The Dark Knight.
— Obi-Wan Kenobi. (@DANGER_karin) July 2, 2012
— Jason (@jigga_j) July 2, 2012
Naturally, this being Twitter, there was a super-sized portion of snark, too:
#IfIWasKatieHolmes is what Katie Holmes has been thinking for the last five years
— Ramon Febus (@RamonFebus) July 2, 2012
#IfIWasKatieHolmes i would try and get my 20's back
— Motherfuckin Thereza (@trendydiddster) July 2, 2012
#IfIWasKatieHolmes I'd head to the Bible Belt, that's a no fly zone for Scientologists..
— _Kori_Moe_ (@THE_Diva_No5) July 2, 2012
— Maria Haddox (@marisolhaddox) July 2, 2012
Actor Chris Klein and Holmes were engaged but broke up in 2005.
#IfIWasKatieHolmes I'd reconnect with a man who's the the same height!
— Kandyse Kane (@KandyseKane) July 2, 2012
— Cassie (@Cassafras211) July 2, 2012
That’s a reference to “Dawson’s Creek,” the TV show that made Holmes a star.
— mike braswell (@mikeb731) July 2, 2012
— 케이티 (@SariLinkGaming) July 2, 2012
And finally, a suggestion that has a nice hint of closure to it, given Cruise first proclaimed his exuberant feelings for Holmes by using Oprah’s couch as a trampoline:
Go on Oprah. Jump on couch.#IfIWasKatieHolmes
— Andrew Marriott (@marriotta) July 2, 2012
Be well, Katie. Looks like the Twitterverse has your back.