Healthcare.gov hath no insanity like a deranged Obama supporter who can’t conceive of how the smartest president ever could have utterly face-planted on the Obamacare website roll-out. There must be another explanation!

Fresh from the festering fever-swamps of the liberal intellectual wastelands comes the conspiracy so well-hidden there’s absolutely no evidence for it. Tie on your tinfoil hats, comrades, we’re through the looking glass on the evil Kochspiracy …

https://twitter.com/LiberalPhenom/status/388425672030294016

https://twitter.com/SpaceCoastLaw/status/389403523701829632

https://twitter.com/airbird9/status/390198726100144128

It’s obvious! It’s everywhere! The egg says so! Listen to the egg!!

https://twitter.com/airbird9/status/390244982969233408

https://twitter.com/GeeGeeAkili/status/391162143866773504

https://twitter.com/guyarceneaux/status/392340552248999936

https://twitter.com/SpaceCoastLaw/status/392616341313978368

Yes, it’s Koch-funded “techy-smart” people performing acts of cyberterror! Their fingerprints are all over it! They are literally figuratively all over the website!

Wait, wait … let’s calm down and think about this rationally:

Oh. Right.

On the other hand…

Yeah … uh … what he said.