hath no insanity like a deranged Obama supporter who can’t conceive of how the smartest president ever could have utterly face-planted on the Obamacare website roll-out. There must be another explanation!

Fresh from the festering fever-swamps of the liberal intellectual wastelands comes the conspiracy so well-hidden there’s absolutely no evidence for it. Tie on your tinfoil hats, comrades, we’re through the looking glass on the evil Kochspiracy …

It’s obvious! It’s everywhere! The egg says so! Listen to the egg!!

Yes, it’s Koch-funded “techy-smart” people performing acts of cyberterror! Their fingerprints are all over it! They are literally figuratively all over the website!

Wait, wait … let’s calm down and think about this rationally:

Oh. Right.

On the other hand…

Yeah … uh … what he said.

  • Steven S Mellnick

    And these people vote…

    • WisconsinPatriot

      multiple times……

      • Steven S Mellnick

        And breed…..multiple times….

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Steve, why did you have to remind us…we now need brain bleach. u bad. 😉

        • Barry A. Brewer

          Actually, they tend to abort more than birth.

      • rssllue


    • snowleopard (the true one)

      Hence the term low-info, mind-numbed, body-numbed (specific parts), parroting, non-self thinking voters of the left. They simply do as they are told, and nothing more.

      At one time the communists called them “Useful idiots” for a good reason.

      • Matt

        I don’t think low info voters are exclusively in the left.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          MJ, so this history is low info voters from where…right, up, down, middle, center and you already stated left…
          “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” Joseph Goebbels

          “Intellectual activity is a danger to the building of character” Joseph Goebbels

          “Whoever can conquer the street will one day conquer the state, for every form of power politics and any dictatorship-run state has its roots in the street.” Joseph Goebbels

          “Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.” Joseph Goebbels

          “The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly – it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over” Joseph Goebbels

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Little Joe’s boss: “Some lies convince by their sheer audacity…most people cannot conceive of lies on a colossal scale. Even if the lie is immediately debunked, it lingers like a bad odor– most people will still give it some credence, on reasoning along the lines of ‘No smoke without fire’ or ‘There must be SOME kernel of truth, else why would they have said it?’ “

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            To Thy Own Self Be True.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

            “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law” -Aleister Crowley

          • Matt

            Don’t even care what that man said. He can burn in hell.

          • Malcolm Reynolds

            keyboards? in the 30s-40s? I know there were typewriters, but I doubt they called them keyboards. Did they call pianos keyboards?

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Polarizing projectionist Communist Saul Alinski-ite…
          Sick Props, Sick Propaganda.

        • ozconservative
        • alanstorm

          No, they’re not, it’s simply a much higher concentration.

    • syvyn11

      and they sign their pals up to vote as well.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        and many times, too.

    • PhilJourdan

      Only with assistance. They need a tape recorder to breath.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Well, now that we have CIA Barbie weighing in on ObamaDERP, we can go home now…

    • conservativechick

      It’s ridiculous because the developer has already stated that Obama did NOT want the high costs to appear online BEFORE all the searchers’ personal information had been collected. They said it was near impossible to create and the administration knew and were told that ahead of time it was not ready! Idiots.

  • Archaic

    Make up your minds, either the conservatives are smart and all-powerful (and controlling everything) or dumber than toast (and have no power). They can’t be both.

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Cognitive dissonance is required to be a liberal, so yes, conservatives can be both.

      • NRPax

        I think we have moved to the point of Cognitive Disconnect.

        • Your favorite Clete

          That happened in the 90s, with the election of Bill Clinton. It’s just more pronounced now.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Extremist measures, Clete. Being driven off the rocker.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          That presumes there was a cognitive connection to be lost in the first place…

    • IBXNJ

      And I thought only Scientology was this whacked out!!! PT Barnum was right!! There is a SUCKER born every minute!!! (The rate now may be higher)

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Well, as they see it, our leaders are diabolically smart and we are just sheeple, which they gauge from the fact that, since it’s that way on their side, so must it be on the other.

    • SideTraKd

      Of COURSE they can be both..!

      Since when has the liberal mind ever had any trouble incorporating contradiction into their dogma?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Sure would be good if their nurse’s would bring them their meds and make sure that they take them, this time.
    Go GA Pacific! Go Brawny(TM) Paper Towels! Mop’em Up!

  • Conservative First

    The formation of a narrative.

    • pinupartist

      Because these left-wing cultists can’t believe their messiah could be so dumb.

      Really, he can be, & always is…

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Well. Guess that proves the site is not secure then, huh?

  • John Howard

    I blame Al Gore’s clunky internet design.

  • vetgal1970

    Gosh, they sure do project a lot. :)

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      It’s the Commie Saul Alinski Tactic in them. Project your failures on someone else. Rules 1-12. Go Brawny(TM) Paper Towels! Go Georgia Pacific!

      • Matt

        I’m assuming you’re cheering for those things because maybe Koch Industries owns them?

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Cheering for a business. You got a problem with paper towels?

          • Matt

            Nah, just trying to figure out how Koch and paper towels were related.

            I use the walmart brand, anyway, whoever makes it.

        • Your favorite Clete

          Have a Koch and a smile.

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            “I’d like to teach the world to sing,
            In perfect harmony…
            I’d like to hold it in my arms,
            And keep it company…”

            Only, those nasty Tea Party KKK people make it so hard!

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Dang , that is now stuck in matter of the brain for way toooo many hours, now, u bad!….yuck to utopian village singers.;)

  • rssllue

    Oh those rascally psychos. They are so cute.

  • anjullyn

    Reality is not a familiar place to these poor lost souls.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Ohhhhh soooooo True!

  • Republicanvet

    Meh. I suggested the Koch brothers were involved around Oct 2 or 3.

    Why are liberals so slow on the uptake?

    Or does it just take this long for lunacy to percolate up?

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Sadly, those people vote.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Fortunately, so do we.
      Unless we think that it really isn’t worth it unless we get a “pure” candidate, so we tell ourselves “Let that Leftie get in— he’ll screw up so bad, we’ll just HAVE to win the next election!” and we stay home, rather than hold our noses and vote for the not-a-raging-Leftie.

  • Garrett Gripling

    The left is just too smart. I never thought they’d find out that the right wing was sabotaging the website. First they caught on to us causing Hurricane Katrina and now we’re trying to ruin the ACA website.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      And we’d have got away with it, too, if not for those kids and that dog!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      And the 0’Hurricane that still has tornadoes in our Whitehouse.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Lets pass around a collection hat for pocket “change” so we can buy then all a Smart Award Trophy for their mantels.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        What, no one wants to send 0Barry and the folks a Smart Award Trophy??? Ummm, understood we don’t have any “change” in our pocket either…(Big Sigh)

    • World B. Free

      Not to mention, “evil rich white people” gave them AIDS and created global warming, just to watch people suffer. That’s how we roll.

      Oh, and 9/11 was an inside job, too, because as Rosie O’Donnell reminds us, steel doesn’t burn.

  • greatunconformity

    FACT: The Koch brothers are actually immortals who have been sabotaging socialist governments for the last 100 years. I can see no other reason why socialism hasn’t been completely successful yet.

    • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

      Finally! Someone in glorious worker’s paradise of USSA has the steel to stand up to the bourgeois oppressors who would conspire to rob us of a shovel in every hand, a babushka on every head, and a ration of beet vodka in every hand!

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Luv it HeavyM.P.M.!

        • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

          I for one love our Dear Leader who thinks only of us the people. Why, even Michelle Obama praises weekend rampage by Chicago teens as good way to burn calories and stay healthy.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Yay! Yay! Sarc/

          • Orwellian_Dilemma

            Dear Leader has sacrificed some of his best golf outings for us.

          • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

            Which is why I wake up every morning to stumble from my state allocated shanty/whoopee parlor thinking; “Is there ANY way Obama could be more perfect?”. Why there’s no limit to what we should be willing to do to pitch in and serve Dear Leader!

      • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey
        • Orwellian_Dilemma

          You. Did. Not just call me bougie.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Yay.Yay. We saw it…by word of WE.

        • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

          I’d have taken a look at the URL, but thanks to common core I’ve only mastered words like “racist”, “gimme”, “Cher”, “kolektive”, and phrases like “Paycheck? I don’t need no stink’n paycheck” and “Excuse me sir and/or madam, but it appears that my EBT card is experiencing some type of glitch”.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            “Leeloo Dallas Obamacard!”

    • ozconservative

      Didn’t the Rolling Stones write a song about them??

      Please allow me to introduce myself.
      I’m a man of wealth and taste….

    • WhoMeToo

      If only it were true…. (:^(

  • Barry A. Brewer

    These morons fail to realize that the LAST thing the Kochs or people “on the right” want is for the website to act like this. We WANT people to get the sticked shock of the hammer-slam that is ObamaCare. If anything, the Kochs could be expected to FIX the damned thing so we can all see just how bad it is!

  • Frankie

    The stupid, it burns.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Agenda versus Conspiracy.
    Who’s Agenda?
    Conspiracies can be true or false.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      That’s what they want you to believe…

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Oh yeah. Brain unable to be washed.

  • stuckinIL4now

    If the Koch brothers could infiltrate them this easily then why didn’t they infiltrate the elections last November and just get rid of this absolute disaster debacle known as the Obumuh SADministration? And Harry Reidickulous and Nannygoat Pelosi and the Dembecile majority in the Senate. And if the SADministration is so inept that they could be infiltrated so easily and not know it, then what does that say about it?

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      And to think Soro’s has been workin’ so hard handing out his dough for Open Society Institute, too. And Ayers and Gates workin’ Common Core. They just sent Caroline Kennedy to ambassador-ize Japan…Research Joseph Kennedy Sr. and Fabian Society and Stalin’s HC system. And remember 0, Pelosi, Reid, etc. Dedicated 0bamaCare to Teddy Kennedy…
      They just have no one else to rip off, or destroy except the Koch’s before the 2014 and 2016 elections. They have desired this Utopian State for 100 years. We could name names about it, but sure you already got that info.
      They just don’t like us knowing what we know. And it just is for crap that it isn’t working and its not meant to work, either. Power, Greed and Money Corrupts Absolute.

  • YesterdayzNewz

    I have seen some from The Left™ start to see the light. Little by little they see what they voted for last November. It’s only one year down and three to go. We HAVE to keep that in mind if we are to survive the Obamabots and their minions.

  • Richard_L_Kent

    “The Agents of Goldstein had been at work!”

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    Why did it seem as if reading those tweets was like trying to navigate a room full of garden rakes tine-side up?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      This kind.

      • tops116 ✓Quipper

        Look out!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Really, Barry be loosin’ it, to think Brawny(TM) paper towels are going to take the blame for this 0CommieCrapCare Debacle, yeah right!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    0ComGov can’t handle people that have provided real jobs, and a way of life for humans, and is out to destroy anything or anyone, any entity that does Not come under their Control. They do not know how they are to fix this gargantuan debacle, as they know they are at the helm of it. The Marxists-Communist didn’t die or fade away when the Berlin wall came down, nor did they before. They reinvent their titles and bring about an us and them. There has been an underground that you are seeing come up and grip America and it is catastrophic if we run and hide. Stand your ground! You know who wins in the end. Love.Our.Life.Liberty.Pursuit.Of.Happiness

  • Marc Ferro

    Someone referred to President Obama as PO? More like PU, this president stinks!

  • The Masked Avatar

    It was me. The Masked Avatar. I did it. I sabotaged the website. Ha ha ha ha.

    No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      No way!!!!
      How dare you be de fall guy! Not, our ‘The Masked Av’!

  • Chevypowered

    The stupid. It burns!!!!!

  • alanstorm

    “Deranged liberals”?

    Is there another type?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Yeah. “Misogynistic,” “corrupt,” “child-hating,” and “idiotic.”

      • alanstorm

        Those are merely subspecies. The derangement comes from a common ancestor.

  • Jimni27

    And they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for these stupid tweeters!

  • teamfrazzled

    Funny how off the wall and bent out of shape these mindless dolts get about Americans legally involved in the political process yet think anti-American, uber billionaire-wanna-be-world-ruler pouring his money in to corrupt our system-at-every-level-to-bend-to-his-whims and Nazi sympathizer Soros is just great! I’m going with the Americans.

  • Brenda Hellwig

    Truthers, Birthers, and… Healthers?

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    I’m sure this will play well next year. “It’s not the fault of the people who launched the website, but it is the fault of the people who had nothing to do with the website!”

  • M F Scotto

    Seems like Valerie Plame is still suffering the horrible repercussions of Bush’s vicious outing of her. Will she ever fully recover? Ambassador Stevens could not be reached for comment.

  • kim

    and you all thought stupidity couldn’t breed

  • Kenton McCarthy

    Of course (again), she follows John McCain. Loons of a feather…..

  • World B. Free

    The left is unwittingly admitting here that the 0bamacare site is easily hacked and that they are easily outsmarted by the evil Koch brothers.

  • ObamaFail

    These liberals are so pathetic. They are so desperate for Obama to achieve Godhood that any blip causes them to start foaming at the mouth and start assuming that the right had something to do with the problem because their God Obama is perfect and there’s no way he would ever mess anything up. The reality though, shows that Democrat incompetence is running wild on Capital Hill. They put up a faulty site, they are ramming a law down our throats that is so bad they exempted themselves from it. The Koch Brothers had nothing to do with it. These liberal idiots are just too stupid and pathetic to accept that the Dems, as usual, are morons and don’t know what they’re doing. They’d rather believe that there is a right-wing conspiracy to undermine Obama’s Healthcare law, than believe that maybe they just didn’t bother to make sure the site worked. Hell, the Dems didn’t even have the site tested until 6 days before it went live.

  • Corey Dennison

    The scariest part of these tweets isn’t just that they believe what they’re typing–it’s that many of them are likely registered to vote and licensed to drive.

  • Chester

    The Koch brothers would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling hippy goofball internet crime stoppers!

    • no_more_deceit

      Ok, I guess you mean like McGlitch, the internet crime-stopper dawg.

  • Pat

    These people all seem to be in need of psychiatric care. I wonder if they can get that on Ocare? Or is the fact that they can’t get on just making their psychosis worse….

  • Dan Thorpe

    The stupidity in these tweets is just astounding. I heard today that some people in the media were blaming the problems on the private sector. Its all someone else’ fault except a bloated bureaucracy in D.C. You have a federal government that has spent $600+ million dollars on a website and it doesn’t even work. By contrast Facebook operated for 6 years on that amount, Twitter, Instagram, Linkedin and Spotify all of them have operated under $300 million and they have been around longer the Government bureaucracy is always going to fail and spend more money then necessary because it never goes directly to where its intended to.

  • John Smith

    Let’s see @airbird9
    Followers 6
    Following 34

    He/she/it follows:
    SenatorBoxer AmbassadorRice MaxineWaters

    Yeah, using fake accounts and sockpuppets to post conspiracy theories on twitter and they call the Tea Party terrorists.