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Stand back: 'Tactical genius' John Kerry offers up the hottest takes on Aleppo

Boy, we really hit the jackpot when John Kerry became secretary of state.

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Addressing the horrors in Syria this afternoon, Kerry had this to say:

And what are you gonna do about it, John? Draw another red line?

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Don’t worry — it only gets better:

You don’t say!

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His brilliance is the stuff legends are made of.

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Oh.

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Forget it. He’s rolling.

We’re sure Assad and Putin will get right on that.

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Sometimes you’ve gotta laugh to keep from crying.

Sorry, Syria.

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