He does WHAT?! This Trump bombshell could really shake up the POTUS race

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. https://t.co/g9tjzOa3wp

— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) August 5, 2016

This explains so, so much.

Sean O’Laughlin, a Trump supporter/donor and member the Unites States Press Agency and the US Press Association, sent out a very interesting press release entitled “Dear America” today. What was so interesting about it?

Here, have a look for yourself:

Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: "Donald Trump lives, works, eats and employs people of all races and religions."

— J.B. Wogan (@JBWogan) August 4, 2016

Beg your pardon?

@jessewegman Context please!

— Ira Glass (@iraglass) August 4, 2016

https://t.co/y5r5XliYW4 pic.twitter.com/49cCVY4JVV

— J.B. Wogan (@JBWogan) August 4, 2016

And we’re only just hearing about this now? How did a bombshell like this stay buried for so long???

https://twitter.com/persiflagenuine/status/761247817272786944

It really is amazing.

even an Oxford comma won't save that sentence.

— Sarah Bernstein (@srbernstein) August 4, 2016

https://twitter.com/terryteachout/status/761244014435790848

@catwrote Good evening, Clarice….

— Caz (@skippity_doo) August 4, 2016

With a nice chianti?

— mikeunlikely (@mikeunlikely) August 4, 2016

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SOYLENT ORANGE IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!! https://t.co/CT2fR84xwn

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 5, 2016

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Kentucky Fried Children 🙁

— John Klein (@JohnKleinRegina) August 4, 2016

@owillis In a taco bowl no doubt.

— I Obot (@bjones02) August 4, 2016

Naturally!

Make canibalism great again!

— The Sampo (@GoldSaltFlour) August 4, 2016