Apparently accurate terminology are "buzzwords." https://t.co/cjkrz2S6Lk
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 22, 2016
As Twitchy told you, CBS “NFL insider” Jason La Canfora spouted off about the need for gun control, proudly brandishing his total ignorance when it comes to, you know, guns.
i'm calling semi-automatic machines machine guns. You don't get to pick my terms. Your NRA buzzwords don't apply to me
— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) June 22, 2016
When you’re given a golden opportunity for mockery like that, you seize it. And newly minted NRA special adviser Dana Loesch seized it gloriously:
According to @JasonLaCanfora this is a machine gun. Don't you put your buzzwords on him. pic.twitter.com/BLyEUG7sDd
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 22, 2016
And this is a double-barrel super shooty machine gun. Don't you try that buzzword magic on me. pic.twitter.com/Nsv2zNmp11
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 22, 2016
This is a rare triple shooty barrel sub machine pistol gun. Missing: bazooka holder. That's covered under the AWB. pic.twitter.com/1C8aICv5YA
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 22, 2016
This is a machine gun hand grenade. Totally legal. Thanks republicans pic.twitter.com/Tun5qFx7kz
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 22, 2016
This is my fully automatic bayonet gun. It shoots bayonets. 700 of them a minute. Don't put your buzzwords on me pic.twitter.com/kEz7jlAyD0
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) June 22, 2016
Love it!
Loesch also had a little help:
my gun has a laser sight. 😛 pic.twitter.com/Vo98MzImnx
— ?Adam? (@idrawrobots) June 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/TxAv8r/status/745739901497335809
@DLoesch Here is a rare photo of my Gatling Gun. pic.twitter.com/yLGl1S1SHc
— Grits'nGravy (@GermanShepher10) June 22, 2016
@DLoesch Mine's a "long gun" pic.twitter.com/sRrJjKBl5s
— Angela (@The26thMan) June 22, 2016
@DLoesch This is my bullpup machine gun semi-automatic rifle. Note the concealed full-length kill barrel. pic.twitter.com/jZ5hlFVCTS
— Jeremiah ن (@therealjerms) June 22, 2016
@DLoesch I always have my sawed-off shotgun available when sitting on the front porch. pic.twitter.com/7DdJDZ4ili
— James Swick (@jamesbswick) June 22, 2016
Left handed launcher. AKA "haymaker". They aren't released to the public yet. I'm pretty much a BFD! pic.twitter.com/g5QrMV48rm
— Joel Hernandez (@BadOldDays) June 22, 2016
My glock with a silencer pic.twitter.com/GiWYUvpmxF
— mike bennett (@mikendakota) June 22, 2016
mine has a bayonet…and cuticle scissors. pic.twitter.com/Xwt54oGLOr
— Ben Crane (@SandhillCraneBP) June 22, 2016
@Dloesch here's one that features the "shoulder thing that goes up." pic.twitter.com/5j1OHQ17E8
— Robert G Evans (@drawncutlass) June 22, 2016
@DLoesch This is my flame thrower. I use it often. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/2F4Ya0FzTP
— Brian C (@BeeeCeee2020) June 22, 2016
Hopefully La Canfora’s tucked away in his safe space, far away from all these scary assault fingers.
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