https://twitter.com/Oil_Guns_Merica/status/733302095764324353
What a time to be alive!
When you’re forced to undergo something as tedious and mind-numbingly awful as corporate diversity training, the least you can do is try to have a little fun with it. That’s exactly what tweeter @Beer__Wolf did. And fortunately for us, he decided to share it with the world.
Dying laughing at @Beer__Wolf livetweeting his online diversity training.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) May 19, 2016
Join the club. Because this … is amazing:
Currently sitting through hours of mandatory online diversity modules. This guy needs to die in a diverse fire. pic.twitter.com/bBrFqXb788
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/maxwellarm/status/733301238285000704
I'm not done the modules yet I might be more respectful when I've learned more
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheOneSoleShoe/status/733301282023182337
I can't wait until they do the once-a-decade update & have a thousand new stereotypes to shoehorn in
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheOneSoleShoe/status/733302139460542464
https://twitter.com/ChelieinTX/status/733301340940558336
I still don't pay attention. I fail it once for the answers & sit through it a second time. I'm stubborn like that.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Stubborn, or brilliant?
Ask Lian to bring Chinese food to the next meeting. Next question. pic.twitter.com/4ut29mH6q9
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
It puts the diversity on the skin or else it gets the brainwashing again pic.twitter.com/l68cUMEAvm
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Recommended
https://twitter.com/maxwellarm/status/733305589862830080
Hilariously when you click it the pop-up says "Wrong-Diversity is not mandated by any laws, but…"
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/AppFlyer/status/733306717488992256
See? That's all I ask. Just be honest with me. I'll eat the shit sandwich. Just don't ask me to tell you it's PB&J
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Oh no grandma why wouldn't you just ask us for money pic.twitter.com/8s0gQ4jFH2
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
This is wrong, because it's important to lie about how the system works and maintain the illusion of fairness. pic.twitter.com/aMG4XPYpS1
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Fuckin' Miguel, man. pic.twitter.com/o2gHZY3qqh
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
The lesson I took away from this exercise is that Hispanics are misogynistic. Good job, diversity activity!
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Well, at least you learned something. That’s the important thing!
Not a problem, since the coworker couldn't hear what Hisao said, because they are deaf. pic.twitter.com/2OIfvLfgNs
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
100% chance Gustavo does crossfit pic.twitter.com/Q9qk9FGac5
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Holy shit Kate I mean what the hell is even wrong with you pic.twitter.com/StOrVvu32w
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Oh you mean like a steak because I'm here to cook you dinner? You're a microagressing asshole, Satish pic.twitter.com/p26buyzTrr
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
You know these are all jokes right
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/TBCJay/status/733313684404047872
Yes. Once a year.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/TBCJay/status/733316960994361346
It's just packaged into a database & it's been an ongoing joke for years what a waste of resources it is. Nobody looks at it.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Miguel hates women and Alfredo hates minorities. This thing has a real problem with Hispanics. pic.twitter.com/Z8bUve4f53
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
I want to work for your company.
— Sonny’s Person (@chrisanddale) May 19, 2016
I don't recommend it.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
But your training is so entertaining!
— Sonny’s Person (@chrisanddale) May 19, 2016
Probably because you get the fun snippets of it I share. It's not fun at all.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
And it's the same f-ing training module every year in mine (that, ''business ethics", and sexual harassment). @Beer__Wolf
— Darth_Spurious (@Darth_Spurious) May 19, 2016
Amongst others.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
And look! As if he weren’t already having the time of his life, Mr. Trout also had the opportunity to brush up on his office safety:
The silent killer. pic.twitter.com/xYpCUkJgnV
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Jesus I've been using the escalator to my office all wrong for years it's a miracle I'm alive pic.twitter.com/wilkdch2r0
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
I've lost three fingers to filing cabinets, they do not fuck around. pic.twitter.com/RCDWeQr33C
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
I don't want to hear any shit from any of you vets about hazardous lines of work I am surrounded by danger right now pic.twitter.com/kWB4DOYba3
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
DANGER EVERYWHERE pic.twitter.com/u4njVIQFfO
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
This is like something out of Office Space.
— Christina (@panem075) May 19, 2016
Office Space is so beloved because it really wasn't a joke. https://t.co/BhvylcAwUH
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
Hey, @Beer__Wolf, you deserve a medal for getting through this ordeal. Not even joking.
Corporate brainwashing day is always the most soul-deadening of the year for me because I'm exactly the kind of person they don't want.
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
We owe you a drink next time we see you. But you owe us new keyboards, since we just spit our drinks all over them.
"Kate spills her coffee and grabs the towel off of her Sikh assistant's head to mop it up" – Permissible or no? https://t.co/NpbNGKteIs
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) May 19, 2016
On one hand, safety; on the other hand, diversity. Uhhhh I'm gonna go with Yellow Light https://t.co/RdHtKhzErF
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) May 19, 2016
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