Great question!

Students are as fed up as ever with Michelle Obama. Thanks to her anti-obesity campaign, they’ve watched their school lunches shrink before their very eyes. So, we can’t help but wonder what they think about what FLOTUS gets to sink her teeth into:

Champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

As for the kids? Let them eat rice cakes!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.



Hungry kids rebel against #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu

Hungry kids revolt against Michelle Obama’s tiny school lunches

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‘Ew!’ Michelle Obama does spot-on impression of kid eating school lunch [Vine]

Meanwiches and stinkburgers: Ticked-off kids blame Michelle Obama for pitiful school lunches [pics]

  • Heather Atkinson

    Let them eat cake! ( Which, in context, was not a desert but the burnt drippings from other baked goods, essentially cooked scraps )

  • ceemack

    Why is it that the people most determined to tell us they know what’s best for us turn out not to know s**t from apple butter?

    • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Because the finer things in life are their due reward for the onerous burden of tending us like simple children.

      You should be happy to eat weevily gruel like Oliver Twist. Don’t you know how many Democrats sweated over a file to provide it to you?

      • Dean Bruckner

        Please, sir, I’d like some more.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        The thing is…. your line is so true on so many levels… Does anyone think the first witch gives a moments thought to how many kids now skip lunch and now don’t learn because she on her damned high horse gave a royal command?

        these are the WORST pair of royal wannabe’s that have every disgraced the office, living on a standard so ultra elite on a personal level even the Queen would be repulsed by their ham fisted arrogance.

        This same media savagely attacked Nancy Reagon for her French Chef, her clothes being TOO expensive,.. actively trashed Laura Bush for “wasting taxpayer money” for her vastly cheaper and effective reading programs…

        Michelle quite literaly lives like the Sultan of Brunei, the most lavishly expensive everything.. and the same media which would have burned republican first ladies for it,… not only don’t object..

        they full throated cbeer her on for it….

        and sneer at anyone who dares point out the extreme hypocrisy of the Obama’s,… the media…. even sneering at kids given food so disgusting at her behest, they refuse to eat it..

        I dare any of these WH hacks to eat this crap everyday.. but that would be intellectually honest, and the US MSM are never that.

  • Ghee!

    I get the feeling that the whole health food iniative that FLOTUS set up was something that she never really cared about, but something that the handlers suggested she take up for appearances. It isn’t at all well thought out and it appears that everything they throw out there is simply an afterthought. Much like everything they touch, they haven’t the foggiest what they are doing with it, but they think if their name is on then it will be gobbled up. Just something else that will be erased once they are gone, but we have to endure in the interim at the expense of the innocent.

    • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      >>It isn’t at all well thought out and it appears that everything they throw out there is simply an afterthought.

      So basically like every other policy with the Obama named attached to it.

    • karmafordems

      So ole Lard Butt, if she eats the 450 calorie meal, still eats better than the rest of us dieters suffering rice cakes and clear liquids

    • mdtljt

      I’m pretty sure FLOTSAM’s little dears’ classmates at Sidwell Friends would have their parents sue the stuffing outta someone if they dared try to serve that trash to them…

    • Charles Kunold

      She takes her mother on tax payer funded vacations. I think she thinks out quite well. Nothing is left to chance, like her staged 11:30 pm Target spur of the moment run where the AP photographer was waiting to take her picture, grinning like a Cheshire cat replete with ball cap and sun glasses. She must have night blindness.

      • Ghee!

        Her wardrobe manager sure does at least.


    Do as I say – Not as I do.
    Hypocrites and charlatans.

  • AlmaAlma

    The GOP should use this as an ad. Put a comparison pic side by side and say “Didn’t we get rid of the elitists when we broke away from England?” lol

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Can you afford to feed your family like this in Obamas economy?

      • AlmaAlma

        Best sign yet

    • karmafordems

      GOPe is no better

    • mdtljt

      Niiiiice!!!! They really should!!!

  • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

    Liberals do hypocrisy like Kansas does wheat….

  • Super Marsupial

    The French chopped their kings head off. What makes libs think it’s good to anoint an American one?

    • thedumbblonde

      The English have dispatched a few themselves.

  • TocksNedlog

    “America’s mom” is mean!

    • Finrod Felagund

      More like America’s mother-in-law.

      • SQL DBA

        Americas monster

      • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

        America’s fat-ass wookie.

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      You missed a golden opportunity, you could have said she was “one mean mother”.

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        “…[S]he was ‘one mean mother’…”
        “Shut yo’ mouff!”
        “I’m talkin’ ’bout Mooch…”
        “We can dig it…”
        (*guitar music*)

        • mdtljt

          You should make a YouTube video of that, Guy!!! You could get squillions of hits in a day!!!

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      I would’ve just put in “SCREEEEONK!”

    • FreedomRecon

      Omg, is that a photoshop of her? That’s a scary face she’s making.

    • almarquardt

      More like “Mommie Dearest.”

  • ConservativeTexan

    Don’t get between FLOTUS and those nine types of pie or you might get trampled!

    • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

      That would be like getting a BYU coed and a box of Krispy Kreme donuts.

  • Jeffrey Rogers

    I’m Looking at that pie menu and remembering a funny scene from “The Help”.

    “Eat my shit……”

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Y’know, ordering out for pizza would be cheaper and tastier. Just saying.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Upon hearing they are severing nine types of pie at the White House, Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for the Presidency.

    • Hank_Scorpio

      Not his kind of pie….

    • JD Son

      Bill eats the cake after getting his fill of the pie and delivering the frosting.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Let them eat cake!

  • H50 ✓RAT

    I have no problem with laying out the goodies for the State dinners and events of State.
    Its the everyday extravagant menus that irk me.
    I wonder how much of that food gets wasted?
    Even when we have a full house, we cant finish off 9 pies before they spoil.

    • mrspinky85

      Yet, right up the street people are poor and starving right in DC. Income Equality???

      • H50 ✓RAT

        Simply mind boggling.

      • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

        That is the Obama refrain isn’t it?

        Yet while poor people literally surround him at the WH, he lives in opulence so extreme it makes you ill.. but it’s those E-Vile CEO’s that must be reigned in for gheir excess. Fat rich opulent democrats however, must live like Kings…. for the children,…. sniff, sob..

        I don’t begrudge the wealthy their lifestyle, but I utterly hate a lying two faced hypocrite like the Obama’s. Live the life you scream SHAME ON YOU for that only the most trashy vulgar nevo rich live… all while decrying poverty. . while you do nothing about your own excessive ugly extravagant lives..

        Reagan served hot dogs once at a state dinner, wanting the guests to know America at a level he did, that he grew up with… something Obama not only wouldn’t do, he’d scold you for your peasant tastes.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes, you have to eat healthy now kids, but when you grow up and become an elite leftist, you can stuff your fat faces and behinds with rich, high calorie, salty and sweet fatty food at somebody else’s expense. Then you can shake your fat rear end in everyone’s face and say, “Let’s Move!”. Like I keep saying, I’d much rather listen to FLATUS than FLOTUS.

  • Bmore
  • LegalizeShemp

    “Let’s order out for pizza and finish off in the sink!” Sincerely, Billy Jefferson “BJ” Clinton

  • AmericanMom

    Because gutting the lunches of American school kids leaves more money for Barry’s family to gorge themselves on the best foods the world can provide them.

  • AT


    *FDA enforcement choppers in background*

    • QueenB

      And PS – That Twinkie was brought to you be a non-union shop because the unions put the original company out of business.

  • Dale McNamee

    “Eat as I tell you…Don’t eat as I do!”…Moochelle Obama FLOTUS & First Mommy to Obamabots…

  • Tommycat

    To be fair, School lunches were always complained about by us as kids. Though… Now they actually have reason to complain.

    • mrspinky85

      It was always better when mom made it.

      • Tommycat

        You didn’t know my mom LOL!

        • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Buddy Hackett: “My mom didn’t cook so much as she committed arson on food…”

          • Tommycat

            Pretty much. The smoke alarm was the dinner bell.

          • mjyoung

            She learned her cooking in ten greasy lessons. :-)

        • mrspinky85

          Mine would feed you too.

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          I could tell you bag lunch stories that make hot lunch look pretty good. A few of Mum’s originals:
          Hot dog in water in a thermos & bun on the side.
          Dill pickle wrapped in saran wrap and having leached juice all over everything else in the bag.
          My personal favorite: Ramen noodles in the thermos, which came out in one big clump resembling maggots according to the other kids.

          • Aimee

            My mom once sent a shredded carrot and raisin salad sandwich in my lunch my kindergarten year. My teacher threw it away FOR me while visibly fighting her gag reflex. But hey, it was healthy!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Lucy Hayes, wife of President R.B. Hayes, totally banned liquor from the White House, so no champagne at state dinners, no “brandy and cigars” for the menfolk, and no booze in the desk drawers for WH staffers (of which there weren’t very many anyway and none officially until Teddy Roosevelt), and no smell of whiskey on the breath of the WH Press Corps (which rankled them no end).

    The Mooch is actually “small potatoes” as a killjoy (you should pardon the expression).

  • Acethepug

    Rules for thee but not for me — typical Leftist credo.

  • MrSnuggles2k2

    Hopefully this generation of children will get first hand experience with these fascist leftwing scumbags, and will learn from that experience.

  • LloydTheDuck

    Wait, didn’t Paul Ryan say kids with parents who love them all have brown bag lunches from home? Why are these kids eating school-made lunches?

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Gotta reference for that quote, or is that ad hominem?

  • Charles Kunold

    Well judging by the size of Meechell’s cabbose I think it’s safe to say she makes sure she get’s second and subscribes to the “clean your plate” club by taking care of it for those who don’t. She doesn’t waste food and it shows.

  • Jade Barlow Montanez

    I’m not saying that Michelle should have gotten involved with school lunches but it is true that our youth does eat really badly. Adults do too. However, you really can’t compare what kids eat at school with what the White House serves. Kids lunches are made by totally different types of workers. I worked in a lunch room for over six years. There is no way we would be making what they serve the first family and we shouldn’t have been. I understand she is saying kids should eat healthier and so should the first family to set the example. But they will never eat the same things. For one, kids lunch programs couldn’t afford to feed that many kids fancy foods. And second, most kids wouldn’t want to. I do think It isn’t Michelles place to dictate what we do or how we feed our kids.

    • neoface

      Moocow should really get involved in the black community, encourage black kids to finish school, girls to respect their bodies and men to take responsibility of fatherhood if they happen to spread their DNA around. I guess school lunch is more of a smoke and mirror, it looks like she is doing something, but actually not. Just like Oblunder, always getting to the bottom of things, but actually not. LOL!!!

      • aemoreira81

        Except that she’s not a member of the black community. Skin color doesn’t determine membership.

        • neoface

          But I believe Obama ran on his skin color.

        • Aimee

          They sure vote like he is.

          • aemoreira81

            They vote Democrat because Republicans have abandoned the city demographic.

  • Brent Guthrie

    Tomorrow’s high school lunch: Stinkburgers w/ side of Tomato chips or Meanwiches w/ side of French cries.

  • Richard Nightwood

    Nothing is too good for the First Grifter, she’s going to take what she can while she can, including the silverware on the way back out to Chicago.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Replace the Chef and kitchen staff with a fry cook and 2 army mess men.

  • neoface

    Moocow is just a true carpetbagger!!! She only has two and half years left to spend as much of your taxpayer’s money as she can, after that she might have to prostitute herself to live the life she is now accustomed to, obviously we can’t do it on Obama’s retirement.

    • Aimee

      And they’re so damn young we’ll be paying for their “retirement” for YEARS. Groan.

  • Ed McDowell

    The Dimocrat motto has always been “do as I say not as I do.” and they are shameless about it.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Maybe they could add Madea’s Sweet Potato Pie to the menu. It’s to die for.
    A comment that no one in O’s cabinet will get because none of them would stoop to watching a play if they ran the risk of sitting next to a working class Black.

  • Osumashi Kinyobe

    Remove the protein and carbs for the proles… just like North Korea does.

    Lousy Michelle-Antoinette….

  • Evergreen Fields

    Despite the claims of those promoting despotism in democracy’s name, we must realize that only a combination of knowledge, advertisement, and fortitude will be enough to preserve morality, liberty, and prosperity.


    The shorter FLOTUS: whole grains, fiber, and low fat for thee; dry-aged rib-eye, ice cream, and blanc de chardonnay for me!!!

    The focus on childhood obesity and healthy nutrition was a noble pursuit. The decision to attack it through government intervention was not.

  • stellatruman

    What a stupid campaign….school lunches don’t make kids fat. It’s what they eat / drink while not in school. Supersized everything and starving them during the school day will only make them over eat when they are out of school

    • Perry

      Don’t talk sense, it will confuse progtards.

  • Get Real

    The Mooch: It’s all about ME….not thee….ever!!!!

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    Wednesday is Prince spaghetti day; what day is fried fetus?

  • $4601165

    Michelle eats like tomorrow’s a rumor and so does Barry! Meanwhile her (N Korean diet) plan is to starve our kids and deprive them of the vital nutrients so they don’t grow up healthy and strong and able to defend themselves against these flaming Marxist pretenders!

  • sonofaskfault

    FLOTUS – Latin for “she who has a big butt and big mouth to go with it.”

  • aemoreira81

    And some of those kids need to stop eating—period. I feel for those who are actually mal-nourished, but how many of them were born to welfare parents who should not have pro-created, and how many of them are fat? Some of the complaints are legitimate (especially if they’re playing sports), but some people look as though they ate a pig and then some.

    Does my comment sound harsh? You bet, but it is not the job of government to fatten kids up for market.

  • CrustyB

    But if I make a comparison between Michelle Obama and Marie Antoinette the LA Times calls me a racist. (sigh)

  • Ailsa Nordstrom

    Actually that roasted sweet potato fries recipe looks pretty good…

  • RedSoloCup

    Moochelle Antoinette.

  • GUalbanian

    Amazing how quickly and forcibly her campaign had taken effect and backfired.

  • “Rev Jim Jones”

    As Mel Brooks said “it’s good to be king”.