It’s the NSA’s job to gather intelligence in order to protect and maintain our security, but as we’ve learned recently, just about the only thing the agency is good at these days is getting its targets wrong. Which means it’s only a matter of time before this actually happens:

Just you wait!

And since we’re here, anyone up for a little more icing on the Obama administration slam-cake?

Fantastic.

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Related:

Oops: Typo made NSA intercepts mistakenly target Washington, not Egypt

White House submits ‘substitute language’ for Washington Post’s NSA story

On NSA data collection, Mia Farrow urges Americans to ‘chill’

Sen. Chuck Grassley suggests heads might roll over NSA overreach

When you’ve lost Sulu … George Takei photo-slams Obama, NSA surveillance

Ha! Pat Sajak explains why he won’t blame Obama for his ‘first stupid, career-threatening tweet’

Heh: Pat Sajak tweets about best Al Sharpton action figure ever

  • Clayton Grant

    How do I UP^vote Sajak’s tweets??

  • Garth Haycock

    Now I understand Ed Grimley’s fascination with Sajak.

    • therealguyfaux

      That’s so totally decent of you, I must say.

      • trixiewoobeans

        LOL!!!!!!!

      • huntercampbell

        Wow, a flashback.

    • deano24

      Because of your comment. I went to YouTube & searched for Ed Grimley’s fascination with Sajak *& watched the video.

      • Garth Haycock

        Did you like it?

        • deano24

          I liked watching SCTV. But never saw that episode.

          • Garth Haycock

            That was actually Saturday Night Live. Martin Short did that after SCTV.

          • Garth Haycock

            That was actually Saturday Night Live. Martin Short did that after SCTV.

        • deano24

          I liked watching SCTV. But never saw that episode.

  • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

    Pat is cool.

  • Mamaelk09

    Now I feel like posting lots of cat pictures.

  • CatHerder

    Wonder if they have the missing Wiener selfies too?

    • nc

      Noooooo!!!!!

    • Clete Torres

      Stop that.

    • lisanemo

      Eww!! If they do I hope they never share them.

  • therealguyfaux

    But, as Mia Farrow might say, “Chill, Pat.”

  • Jeane

    Pat Sajak, Chuck Woolery . . . how does this work? Does anyone who hosts “Wheel of Fortune” automatically become an awesome and hilarious patriot?

    (This comment obviously reeks of hate and extremism, because it must await “moderation.”)

    • GaryTheBrave

      You passed muster, Jeane.

      • Jeane

        To the gods of comment threads, I am most gratefully humble. Or humbly grateful. Or something.

    • Orwellian_Dilemma

      NSA had to clear your use of the word “patriot.”

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Ha! That last one, “My community had to organize itself.” LITERAL “LOL!

    • nc

      Old white guys CAN be cool!

      • Clete Torres

        But we can’t dunk.

        • nc

          But do you care?

          • Clete Torres

            Not unless it’s choc-chip cookies.

    • Marcy Cook

      That’s the one that got me too. The. Best. Tweet. Evah.

  • Andy Rigo

    I’d love to see this on Wheel of Fortune: “Obama S_cks”

    • Clete Torres

      I’d like to buy a ‘u’ please.

  • j p

    NSA approach is like the world’s biggest shotgun to kill a malaria ridden mosquito. Though they may be aiming at all of us zombies who MAY have been bitten by that mosquito.

  • MLCross

    I guess Pat’s not afraid of the IRS.

  • InformedNow

    Does anyone know what “community” Obama organized and how his efforts turned out? You know, just so we can see what America is ultimately in store for!

    • Ty in TX

      I would assume it was inner city Chicago. As we’ve seen in the news these last few months he’s done a bang up job.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        More like Shot up, as in bullet-riddled.. Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Clete Torres

      Altgeld Gardens, Shitcago.

      Don’t say you weren’t warned.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        “Joliet Jake” and Elwood’s Neighborhood… #TheBluesBrothers Jawamax 8<{D} ZING!! POW!!

  • JD Son

    It could be worse. They could show overexposed pics of that chick that Weiner was texting who showed on Hannity repeatedly, if there are any.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    KA-BOOM!!The NSA also owns the largest collection of Baby pictures, Cat videos, and humorous Memes! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Greg Scott

    The NSA also owns the largest data base in the world (Or universe for that matter) on what a bunch of strangers had for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

  • Greg Scott

    The NSA also owns the largest data base in the world (Or universe for that matter) on what a bunch of strangers had for breakfast, lunch and dinner.