As Twitchy reported, Texas Gov. Rick Perry has called a second special legislative session for a vote on pro-life bill S.B. 5. And according to alleged comedian Elayne Boosler, that makes Perry as bad as Michael Vick:

We’re not really sure what Boosler “cares” about — other than clinging desperately to her own rapidly tumbling star.



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  • David Rutz

    a) not funny. not even clever, actually. b) who is elayne boosler?

    • stellatruman

      a has been , so called comedienne who equates a dog with a powerful jaw, bred to fight to the death is the same things as a defenseless, unwanted baby human

    • lainer51

      some has-been, tired, cranky, old Unfunny comedienne who I made the mistake of going to see 100 years ago…. sucked then, sucks now!

  • BoscoBolt


    • Jeremy

      just some old has been comedian.

  • Jeremy

    This alleged comedian is an idiot.

    • detroit19

      Or, this alleged idiot is a comedienne, and purportedly, a human being with a heart and soul. Who knew?

      • GFRF

        Did you read her comment… Perry a human being too?

      • TocksNedlog

        Her idiocy has been certified.

  • Orwellian_Dilemma

    Interesting. So being against the practice of “snipping” the spinal cords of little girls shortly after birth is the same as running a dog fighting ring?

    I can’t imagine what she says about people who feed children in soup kitchens. . . .

    • Damien Johnson

      The same as feeding the kids mcdonalds and making them fat?

      • Orwellian_Dilemma

        Don’t even get her started on giving them a 32 oz. soft drink. . . .

  • RblDiver

    “He cares about women’s health the way Michael Vick cares about dogs” the way you care about the lives of the unborn, amirite?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      They are the ‘not born yet’, in my book. Unborn sounds too, uh, permanent.

      • nc

        I like it. Thanks!

  • Lisa Dean

    @elayneboosler – Dr. Kermit Gosnell cares about babies the way Michael Vick cares about dogs. There I fixed it for you.

    • Jeremy

      good one.

      • Lisa Dean

        Thanks @disqus_IJUrDHbPXN:disqus. When she had to bring up Vick that’s the first thing I thought of.

        • Jeremy

          She sure has a sick mind.

  • $30423294

    Hey Elayne, imagine when democrats snip the spinal cords of black babies out of the womb, imagine that being a lynching. Actually it’s worse than a lynching but for you, just imagine it’s a lynching.

    You are so goddammed funny now aren’t you girl?!!

    Get a conscience or get the hell out of the spotlight.

    • Chaitealover

      She’s been out of the spotlight for a long, long time. Evidently thinks this is the way to get back into it. Wrong.

  • detroit19

    Because fighting dogs are exactly the same thing as murdered, viable human beings, Elaine Boozer.

  • GFRF

    A shrew speaks out!
    Who cares

  • neoface

    She should be glad she wasn’t aborted, otherwise we might be one less idiot in this world. See, I can be funny too!

  • HARP2

    20 Weeks not long enough time for you to murder Elayne ?

  • nc

    How in the world can any woman kill her 5 or 6 month old viable baby, and be “healthy” afterwards?

  • kate_middleton

    Never heard of her.

    • Vitiosum

      I WISH I never heard of her.

      The people I used to be entertained by in days gone by (and that’s a long time) are now easily proving themselves to be worthless drones. Thank goodness for the internet, now I know I may have wasted $2 watching a comedy video back in the late 80’s. I should have bought the snow cones instead. My bad.

    • Jeremy

      You haven’t missed anything.

    • rickg62

      She was popular for maybe two minutes years ago. Of course that makes her think that anything she says is relevant.

  • Vitiosum

    Dear Elayne,
    Please stop. You are a fool.

  • RedSoloCup

    Elaine who?

    • Elaine

      Not this one! She brings shame to my name! (even if she spells it differently)

  • CR

    This is a stupid cheap and unfunny version of Ann Coulter’s comment that liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.

    • lainer51

      Not even close, but nice (and futile) try

  • CombatDiver

    1) My pit bulls take dumps in the backyard with more personality than this gutter snipe.

    2) if Perry cares for women the way Vick cares for dogs, by using her logic, does she care for babies the way Hitler cared for Jews?

  • Herman LaClair

    she was a regular on a game show from the 70’s called “Make Me Laugh”. she didn’t.

  • LinTaylor

    And apparently Elayne Boosler cares about babies the way Michael Vick cares about dogs.

    • Conservative Ohioan

      I asked her why she hated babies so much – was she infertile in her younger days 50 years ago?

      • lainer51

        as least she can’t procreate.

  • willicaroline

    If people did to puppies what liberal women did to late term fetuses, abortion would be an abomination. . . .

  • Zane Henry

    Boosler is a comedan? really? thought she worked at the DMV. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything funny come out of her mouth, except for maybe the bartender at the Improv.

  • Wiki David

    How do they get ‘Women’s Health’ out of murdering a baby? Who is healthier? The baby? The abortion doctor? All the faux nurses, PA’s? The woman?

  • Wiki David

    And why can’t these people all worried about healthcare, make a decision in 5 months? Math is hard!

  • Sotiredofthis

    The list of stars I won’t support just keeps growing and growing. And now I can start a list of second rate entertainers who use controversy to try to stay relevant. Please try very hard to elevate your thought processes above personality and toward more intellectual pursuits. If it is appropriate to bully citizens for their political or religious beliefs, please remember the pendulum always swings back the other way. Would it be appropriate when conservatives target progressive thought? Or is theoretical thought beyond your ability?

  • Oilfart1

    I was not aware of her continued existence on Earth. I figured she had passed on to the old comedian Hell.

  • Semper Fi

    Gee, no one has mentioned my name in 40 years…I know! I’ll tweet something stupid! That’ll wake everyone up! Moron.

    And I think you should reserve the word “comedian” for people who are actually funny. She was only funny in the 80’s because she had the worst hairdo in the history of hair.

  • Semper Fi

    She doesn’t like babies because no man in his right mind would ever touch her long enough to make one.

  • praymorenow1

    She’s still alive? Seriously. Wow, flashback time.
    Elayne, good for you.
    Hang in there….way to make a ‘comeback’….w/ left leaning tweets……..
    20 weeks, that would be 5 months…………
    I’m not particularly a fan of all the particulars of the Texas law……the mileage limits, etc. But, I support the concept we should protect the unborn LIFE w/ far more effort, not less.
    But, I also think considering ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION REFORM is being shoved down our throats, I’d rather see the lawmakers concentrating on that……….right now in Texas, and I’d rather male GOP figures not discuss the fetus quite so much. They have shown they know how to put a foot in their mouth very well…..

  • TocksNedlog

    Michael Vick was born on June 26, 1980, which, coincidentally, was also the last day on which Elayne Boosler said anything even remotely funny.

  • john gill

    Who actually voted for this fool??lol.. Texas has got to be the least intelligent state in the country…..I mean they voted for G. Bush as well lol………..

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Texas has got to be the least intelligent state in the country….

      For 2010-2011 school year, Texas (and 5 other states) is in third place for total graduation numbers. 12th in the country for HS Math testing. 4th for HS reading. 11th for HS science.

      Must *suck* when you shoot your mouth off and get it stuffed back in your face.

      • john gill

        And they have the worst graduation rate… lol…my posy was more directed towards adults/ ppl who actually make policies and run the don’t run the state ,the adults do…..but if that makes syou sleep better at night, then so be it…lol

        • mike_in_kosovo

          And they have the worst graduation rate…

          So, since you evidently couldn’t comprehend the part where I showed that Texas is in a 6 way tie for 3rd place in the country for total graduation numbers, I’m guessing that you’re from one of those states that scored LOWER than Texas in reading comprehension?

  • john gill

    i notice how most of this thread is just attacking Bossler talents and not actually dealing with what she said or the topis in which she is talkign about…..typical conservative, smdh!!

    • hrdbrgn

      You must be very lonely on that msnbc fairytale channel so it’s easy to understand your delusions, propaganda and hallucinations.
      Put down your Jim Jones party punch,breath deeply and say to yourself…… “I’m a socialistic addict and I can’t take care of myself”.

      • john gill

        I don’t watch cable news dude!!!..its not news it’s entertainment..i feel sorry for folks who take that lies an bs as news..I don’t even know what you are saying …….is that your best insult??I don’t comment to argue or play insult tennis with ppl I don’t even know..good luck with conservative thoughts

    • hrdbrgn

      Why don’t you first tell us what her talent is? It’s surely not humor. It surely isn’t just sitting there “looking good”?
      Just another pale whoopie goldberg.

      • john gill

        Some ppl find her funny, obviously you don’t thats your choice..But to deny that she is talented is ridiculous

        • hrdbrgn

          Lol riiight…. Soooo….what’s her talent?

    • lainer51

      English/Spelling/Grammar class 101:
      topic which she
      Typical liberal, LMAO

      • john gill

        like I said, no substance lol, just ridicule……

    • mike_in_kosovo

      So, sort of like how you’re talking about his performance during a debate a year ago instead of the special session?

  • westhillsgirl

    Liberals want votes, and they will support any cause to get one. I wonder how many liberals would be willing to snip the spines on these beautiful babies. Maybe more than we think.

  • hrdbrgn

    Thank God there’s term limits on humor. Hers expired 2 weeks after she started.
    If you can’t be funny,try being shocking. Neither is working for you elayne. “boozler”….how appropriate.

  • notenoughtime

    Ah, twitter, the great equalizer that allows morons to spew their nonsense regardless of their walk of life.

  • chetnapier

    How does being against murdering and chopping babies into little pieces equate to fighting dogs? On the other hand I’m starting to think that some people should undergo sterilization just so they don’t reproduce.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Lib (lack of) logic?

  • $27789750

    Who is Elaine Boosler?

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Who are you?

      • $27789750

        And you? At least I use my own name. :)

  • MarcusFenix

    I honestly have never heard of this person until today.

  • © Sponge

    Can someone please explain what abortion as birth control has to do with “women’s health?”

    • Diane Stephan

      Because so many women use abortion as their form of birth control. Disgusting.

  • © Sponge

    Can someone please explain what abortion as birth control has to do with “women’s health?”

  • edjuk8

    Why, oh why is abortion considered ‘women’s health’?

  • Noah

    “Funny like ha ha Jerry Seinfeld funny or Elayne Boosler God bless her she’s trying funny?”
    best quote from Family Guy ever.

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  • robertloggia

    Does she really need to be verified?

  • John_Sinropa

    Talk about a blast from the past! I didn’t realize Ms. Boozler’s star was still tumbling…

  • Xazor Kuhn

    Is it really so awful to want a doctor performing a procedure that may kill you to be able to admit you to a hospital or practice in one?!?!

  • Steve Criscuoli

    I had no idea she was still alive … I swear …

  • Kathy Fugitt Price Skaggs

    I would say that the has been cares more about convience than a childs life. It continues to amaze me just how much they will twist things to justify murdering a child.

  • Rulz

    Like Twitchy VERY much, but why are all these people I’ve never heard about who tweet progressive nonsense called “comedians”?

    I thought they were supposed to be funny, and I’m not laughing.

  • CitizenEgg

    Is Twitchy opening the ‘where are they now’ file to come up with these people I’ve never heard of? They should be sending Michelle Malkin a check for the biggest publicity boost they’ve had in years.