Conspiracy theorist and professional loon Alex Jones has a really big favor to ask of his followers:
https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/statuses/347754506483793921
Whoa. Whoa.
#IllusionsOfGrandeur "@RealAlexJones: If they kill me, I don't want you to get violent, I want you to aggressively GET THE WORD OUT."
— Jake (@jakeandfries) June 20, 2013
Hey hater, put down that false flag and quit judging. He’s serious, you guys. How do we know? Because if there’s one thing Jones hates, it’s stirring up violence:
And heaven knows he isn’t given to hyperbole:
@RealAlexJones Count on it, Alex.
— Dianne Reum (@LibertyIsALady) June 20, 2013
@DivaTomboy @RealAlexJones There would be infowarriors that would quit their jobs, buy bullhorns, and blast the word out to the public.
— NEWSINDHS (@giboneysteve) June 20, 2013
Gee, Alex. We’d love to help you out, but we have no idea who “they” are.
“@RealAlexJones: If they kill me, I don't want you to get violent, I want you to aggressively GET THE WORD OUT. #Infowars”if who kills you
— Peter Glynn (@pglynn5) June 20, 2013
@RealAlexJones You think your going to get killed, by who?
— BUSHCRAFTLAB (@BushcraftLab) June 20, 2013
@RealAlexJones who IS 'They' ?
— vivafidel (@vivafidel) June 20, 2013
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@RealAlexJones "they" meaning cheeseburgers, right?
— steve carlin (@carlintweets) June 20, 2013
Or gay juiceboxes!
It’s no wonder he’s freaking out! Then again, maybe he’s getting just a little bit ahead of himself:
@RealAlexJones No one's going to kill you. You're still good for a few laughs yet.
— PolitiTrollDoll (@polititrolldoll) June 20, 2013
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