What  all, indeed.

As Twitchy reported, Pope Benedict XVI will be resigning his post at the end of the month. The news caught a lot of people off-guard, but perhaps no one more so than José Canseco. After wondering aloud about what the Pontiff actually does, Canseco proposed that the Vatican make some changes going forward:

Thanks, José. We’re confident the Holy See will take that under advisement.

  • Bamagirl14

    OMG! What a doofus! What does the Pope do? Is he really serious?!?!?! I cannot believe Canseco doesn’t know about all the appearances and meetings and briefings a Pope attends. Not to mention performing the Mass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    The Pope should go on the juice, so he can be energetic and strong. Right Jose?

  • $23629333

    Here’s an idea. Have a roundtable discussion of the departing and soon-to-be Popes – and all related matters – and around that table have Piers Morgan, Soledad O’Brien, Michael Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Jose Canseco and Eva Longoria – all good Catholics.

  • http://twitter.com/conservag Aaron

    I think he has a point. We should round up all the Papal candidates, and make them all perform feats of strength. The winner gets to be Pope.

    Worst-case scenario, we video tape it and at least have the footage needed for Expendables 3: Taking Back the Vatican.

  • kateorjane

    Wow – what a big package of stupid.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      you should see The Iron Sheik’s tweets

  • Maxx

    I’ll tell you what he DOESN’T do. Strike out 175 times in one year whlie batting .240

    • TheOriginalDonald

      IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • descolada9

    And this moron gets paid how much a year??? They are old men because they have spent their lives immersed in study and are assumed to have attained a high degree of wisdom, you doofus. Unlike our current POTUS.

  • Raye09

    WTH was that? Jose please stick to baseball.
    The really scary part is Joe Biden is intellectually on par with Jose.