Earlier this week, the Department of Homeland Security released an instructional video on what to do if “confronted with an active shooter situation.” Suggestions include hiding and defending yourself with scissors. No, really:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI5EoWBRYmo&feature=player_embedded

Oh, puh-leeze. Cue the mockfest:

https://twitter.com/BrianCMcDonald/status/296995921747644416

https://twitter.com/BrianCMcDonald/status/296994180947902466

https://twitter.com/BrianCMcDonald/status/297040784153255936

Fool-proof advice. Thanks, guys.